Preference 12: MADEA!

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Niall: You were having Christmas dinner with Niall's family and your immediate family. You were about to take a bit of your lamb chop when there was a knock on the door. Niall went to go answer the door when you heard a familiar voice.

"Heller" said the voice from behind the door. You froze.

"Sorry I think you have the wrong house." Niall said closing the door.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, I AM MA to the D.E.A" she said opening the door more forcefully.

You stand up abruptly, "ummm....ummm...a..." You stutter.

"Y/N SAY SOMETHING BEFORE I PIMP SLAP YOU!" Madea said and you prepared for a long day.

Harry: "I...He cheated on me with this skank." You say in-between sobs as you pour you sorrows to your aunt's friend Madea Simmons. "She had perfect blonde hair... And.... Blue eyes..."

"She was a white bitch." Madea says pulling into the house that you once lived in.

"Yes, Madea why are we here" you say wiping your tears from your face

"To get that nasty-ass hoe." She leaves the car and you both walk into the house.

Once you were inside you saw that the "Couple" where gone. You walk to the closet where Harry had once stocked all your expensive clothes inside. Madea all of a sudden started shooting up the clothes that were now belonging to the new woman. You didn't even argue, you just picked up random pieces of clothing ripping them. Both of you laughing like psychopaths.

"Y/N"

A/N: so sorry I ran out ideas and got BORED OF IT. By the way sup CRAAAZIES!!! I love Madea and I've got a cool question 4 U, Madea vs Big mama who do you like better!

-Lexi

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