Tio Fillipe: We actually have the chip reader now,,
Héctor: oh yEAH? hmmm,,,
Tio Fillipe: oh it won't work with that kind of... *vaporwave music plays*
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Tio Oscar: Hey Héctor, I like chicken strips
Héctor: *whIPS AROUND* FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS-
Tio Fillipe: *wheeze*
Héctor: *to Ernesto* HEY! FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS!
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Miguel: she's a magic woman! She's about to touch this fire with her bare hands!
Mama Coco: *touches fake fire*
Miguel: she's a magic woman!
Mama Coco: *big ol smile*
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Miguel: *hands water bottle* here :>
Mama Coco: ..this bitch is emPTY. YEET- *throws bottle*
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Imelda: ohmy- there is a vuLTURE ON MY- *gets hose* THIS IS NOT YOUR LAND! G O!
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Héctor: look at these cute little pens
Ernesto: Héctor that's gay-
Héctor: .... Ernesto we've been dating-
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Tio Oscar: Hey how much money you got?
Tio Fillipe: oh uh, like 69 cents-
Tio Oscar: ah, you know what that means ;)
Tio Fillipe: *distressed* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets-
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*Teacher AU*
Imelda: *teaching a class*
Héctor: *busts in* EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!
class: *claps* :)
Imelda: >:[
Héctor: *laughing*
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Another Teacher AU:
Héctor as a teacher: Alright class I'm bringing back nap time!
Miguel: but don't we have a test to study for?
Héctor: *throws blanket on Miguel* shh no nap time.
Some other kid: don't we have to take like two exams today?
Héctor: nope nap time! *throws another blanket down*
Héctor: *on his desk snuggled up* goodnight everyone.
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Héctor: *walks up to Tia Victoria* she was doin research on how to make men extinct.
Tia Victoria: .. *smiles* yes!
Héctor: *laughing*
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Héctor: *sobbing* I just realized I'm broke.. And they're lauGHING AT ME-
*rest of the family laughing*
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Ernesto: *sliding down a stair rail* you're all going to hell~ goodbye~!
Héctor: *whEEZES*
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Héctor: when you wish upon a star!
Chic: .. nothing happens.
(Sorry don't remember how to spell the angered beans name)
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Imelda: alright so Héctor has 19 bottles of dish soap-
Tio Filipe: wait, why does Héctor have that many soaps?!
Héctor: *scrubbing hands* miND YOUR BUSINESS FILIPE-
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Tag urself Héctor is Thomas Sanders
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