Kokichi: wtf is ur dick so big
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He scanned the shelf's for a gif for his bug friend. It was three days before the birthday there been planing, and Shuichi was searching for already thinking of gifts. There all had planted roles for the suprise, Shuichi, Kaito, Maki and Kaede, had the role of getting the snacks. There where gonna worry about that tomorrow.
He walked out the shop, the cold breeze hitting his hair Which was messily brushed. Adjusting his eyes to the sudden sunlight, he lifted one of his hands up to cover the golden eyes he owns.
As he began to take steps towards his car, the blue hair felt his phone vibrate from the pocket of his jeans. Sliding his hands to reach the phone, he squinted his eyes to see the notification he received.
— Piano freak: oi my dude where at MacDonalds, come talk about th e part
Me: MacDonalds? Um sorry but uh I want good food?
Me: and toilets that have been cleaned and not barfed in?
Piano freak: get ur ocd ass over here
Me: OCD*
"Please don't put the greasy shit near me."
"Oh come on Rantaro, it's just a hamburger."
"Kill yourself."
Kaede and rantaro babeld on, why Shuichi and Kokichi rolled there eyes.
"There have a strange way of flirting."Shuichi let out a breathy laugh.
"I don't even think they're know there flirting."
Kokichi turned away from Shuichi and shared a conversation with Miu.
"Let's get fucking sharks coming out of the war then singing happy birthday!"
"Why the fuck do you exist."
The purple liar and the inventor where screaming at each other constantly, why the rest just rolled there eyes at there childish behaviour.
Kokichi, Shuichi, Kaede, Rantaro, and miu where all gathered up in MacDonalds, discussing about there plans and ideas. The others have been occupied at the current time, but there just missed out on MacDonalds, which isn't really a bad thing.
"So what are we gonna do about cake? I think we should all go do cake tasting!"Kokichi uggested,with full optimism. Shuichi knew that Rantaro miu and Kokichi weren't on food juty, and there shouldn't do cake tasting. But he craved cake.
"Uh I can't, have plans." Everyone turned to Rantaro who has just declined eating cake, there glared at him with utter disgust and confusion. Before anyone could say anything there where cut of once again.
"U-um me to!" Now there eyes shifted to the blond who stuttered out.
"Oh really? What's you're guys plans?" Shuichi asked as he placed his hand on his chin, pretty amused how easily he can tell lies. Guess he got used to it why being friends with Kokichi.
"Date with some math girl."
"Shopping with a friend."
Kokichi laughed at the attempted of the amateurs lies.
"First off, Rantaro, no sane girl would suck your crusty dick. Second off, Kaede, you don't have friends." Kokichi giggled at himself.
The two heated up and was about to defended themselfs, but Shuichi wasn't having any of it.
"We all know yous two sneak off to you're little dates on Friday."
"Its no-not a d-dat-e!" Kaede jumped from her seat as her face heated up.
"Yeah sure it isn't princess." Shuichi smirked as he pat his best friend head, getting a growl from the blond.
"It isn't!"
"Oh yeah, what is it then?"
Kaede stoped for a second to think.
"Where just hanging out!"
The rest chuckled out her cover up lies.
"Yeah hang out is a code word for licking each other."
This made the two flinch, letting there imagination run wild, especially Rantaro. The two dint dare to look up at each other why there where a blushing mess from the purple boy. Tryin to shake the thought of that.
"Come on Rantaro, help me."
Insted, the green hair smirked and leaned back on his seat.
"Nah this is interesting."
Kaede rolled her eyes at the taller boy.
"Allright it's settled, the rest of us will go cake tasting for Gonta birthday, why the love birds run off into the sunset somewhere." Shuichi blurted out.
The others laughed, why some faked a laugh hiding there pain. And one stayed quiet, that one was Kaede who was boiling with anger.
"Aw come on Kaede, show me that smile." Kokichi chuckled.
The rest started to chant to Kaede to smile, until she finally pulled it off to fake a force aggressive smile.
"I hate you all." She greeted through her teeth.
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