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Children of the gay lord it self

Gay avocado: you know what guys?
Us humans are so fucked up, like we fucking drink cows milk when we have our own. We be drinking cow tittes when we could be trinking our own tittes. Like fuck you don't see rihorns sucking on goats milk.

Undercover furry: how high are you?

Gay avocado: yes

Little pice of shit: Yu m

Gay avocado: GUyS I See stArS- S T a R s

Little pice of shit:You knOw whaT amanI,
I Lov e you
I LOoooOoOvVvVEEEEE youUuUUuU

Piano freak: hello maki? Could you lend me your cross bow

Maki roll: don't worry kaede
Iv allredy seted it up

Bad hair day: maki wev talked about this

Piano freak: well anyway , why are you two high? Is it that time of the month again

Gay avocado: WE LL BAB E , ME AND PURPLE HAIR TROLL WHERE JUST LOOKING FOR SOME SNEAKY SNAKES, THEN ALL OR A SUDDEN  G A S PH
WE FOUND YU,MMY SHERBEET IN THE DISHWASHEr

THen woOp WoOp      we Had FuNN

Best mum: what?

High balls: o shhiit

Another pure: someone in t r o u b l e

Best mum: someone tell me now why n there was. Disgusting substances in our dishing washer ?

Gay avocado: h hai it eastn mer anid m cockischi wed jusdt ate ity

Best mum: I see that.. please the culprit who hid the drugs plz tell me.

Little pice of shit: you guys know what this mean...
CLASS TRIAL TIME

piano freak: class trial?

High balls: what's that

Pure angel: gonta ask what is this class trial

Piano freak: huh?

Little pice of shit: LETS START
So let's get the basics down. Me and rantaro consumed the yummy goodness kid friendly salt at 9 pm , now it's 9:30
As I recall Mummy was doing the dishes at 8 ?

Best mum: correct

Little pice of shit: so oooo  bwettwen 8 anD 9
Who was in the house?

Maki roll: me Kaito kaede ryoma korekiyo angie where out studying

Little pice of shit: so me , rantaro, miu , kiiboy, tenko, Himiko,Mummy, tsumugi,gonta,

Super high lv lesbian: OBJECT!
Me and my lovely wife where on a date💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

Harry Potter with a sex change: Yehhhh,,

Little pice of shit: so it leads it down to miu kiiboy tsumugi gonta Mummy rantaro and I

Another pure: well I have an alibi! Me iruma , and soda was working on something all night !

Horny trash can:  H
THATS RIGHT

little pice of shit: I can't trust a robot non human , or just an absolute disgrace to humanity

Sooo

Little pice of shit added soda to the group

Soda: WHEZZ IM SCARED WHERE AM I

Piano freak: THIS IS AN AMBUSH , PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

Soda: SHIT ITS THE PØ PØ

Little pice of shit: okay stop being memes ,, okay soda where u with kiiboy and slut face last night ?

Soda: ahhh yes! We where up all night working on machines!

Little pice of shit:  wow that was an complete waist of my time
BEGONE TH O T

Soda: jezz DONT have to be rude about it

Soda left the group

Gay avocado:  O KA Y now it's just me oma, mum , gonta and tsumugi

Best mum: at the current time, gonta and tsumugi have caught a cold,, so that means it must not have been them

Little pice of shit: me and rantaro have each other alibis
So
Taht means

Best mum...

YOUR THE CULPRIT,
You got tired of hiding away your meme side so she hid the drugs where no one will find them... THE DISHWASHER, like who the fuck would wanna do the dishes ? So that means it must of been you! Fees up right now

Best mum: it wasn't me

Little pice of shit: dammit! I put all my hard detective work to make such a cool explanation

Best mum: aren't we all forgotting someone?
Shuichi hasn't been here for 3 days

Little pice of shit: well yeahs he's with his family

Piano freak: what ? No he isn't he said he was going to the pool

Another pure: I recall shuichi telling me he was going shopping

Best mum: did he lie to us all?

Little pice of shit: DAMMIT THAT MAKES HIM HOTTER

gay avocado: what

Little pice of shit: what

Piano freak: waIt. So he lied to us ? Wher is he ?
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