Host, Hubby and System

2.7

(A/N-My friends told me Morgan and Morrigan are girl names. >o< I didn't know till now. o////o.)

"Dear zombies, how would you like to become humans." As Morgan's voice was projected across the plaza zombies turned to look at the stupid 'human' proposing the atrocious idea of becoming human. In their heads humans were nothing more than meat sacks.

"****GREAT BIG SPEECH****" I said a great big speech, I spent hours on it. Ending it with a joke. They stare at me with black eyes. Not a single laugh, stiff zombies ignore me as they move on. I feel so dejected. I walk back toward Morrigan's house.

***I can't even write an essay. >x<

"Don't feel so down," Morrigan patted my back. I sank deeper into the cushiony pillows. Thinking hard it came to me.
"Aren't you guys aliens?" Morrigan nods.
"Why are you guys here." All I could think of was war. If that was the case.
"Darling you got to understand the food there was horrible, and the people here taste amazing." I feel pissed. He cause millions to die for that reason. What the heck, I am going to tear these little bastards into pieces. I was human once, we are sentimental beings. Going to mass genocide these people.
"Technically it was because our leader got power hungry and became a tyrant, but for me it was the food."" Morrigan handed me a energy bar. I bite it and a putrid scent leaks out. It tasted horrible. Imagine something 10 times as sour as a warhead mixed with curdled milk and covered in puke. I spit it out as Morrigan gives me a bottle of blood^. I drink it relishing in the feeling of something that doesn't taste like sh*t.

^This is the problem with zombie arcs, usually it would be ice cream

I pat his back hugging him. The pain they've suffered, the war, this food. The taste lingered in my mouth. This is killing me,
"Why not go kill the king?" I ask looking at him.
"Well he's the rightful king, he can control all of us." He says sighing, this is horrible. How come this wasn't mentioned in the plot?
[The plot centered around the human vs. zombies.]
I guess it made sense. Morrigan acted like a kid, amusing and cute. War must have been hard on him. Would it be easier turning them human or taking back the planet. What would we eat? Life is so complicated. Plus how would zombies that turned to humans integrate with humans?
'Hey guys sorry for trying to eat you. We cool?'
Humans: NOO!! Kill them all!!!!!
The scenario would go something like that, zombies man. Zombies! I rack my head looking for another solution, night quickly approached and Morrigan went to sleep. I could just ask system, I totally forgot.
'System can I buy a zombie antidote?'
[Of course, system has it all. We also sell fresh bodies. Would you like one? For pick-up please email systemshopfreshbrains@gmail.com*]
'...I'll take the antidote.'
A bright light flashes in front of my face and a potion bottle lands in my hands. This is useful, I look at the bottle in my hand. This is priceless in this world. It's not like I can replicate it either. I'm so stupid, I should have asked for a blueprint instead. I stare at Morrigan, I kind of don't want to risk it going wrong. Now that I think about it, I'm a zombie too. I drink it and really there is no visible change. It's not like my body would change much.

*plz don't email, idk if someone has it or not

Oh wait. I feel squeamish and my stomach burns. I grab a bottle of blood, Morrigan has many bottles on tables. I drink it, it tastes like iron and salt. It used to be so sweet, like orange juice. It worked!
'System?'
[Have you decided to take up the brains offer. Please email us at systemshopfreshbrains@gmail.com .]
'No, can I have the recipe for the antidote?'
[Okay.]

A recipe popped into existence, wasn't this too easy. It was uncomfortable that it was so easy. Like it should be harder. Why do I feel so discomforted. I look at the ingredients,

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, Pyridoxine, Ascorbyl palmitate, Carboxymethylcellulose, Castoreum, Tacobellifartin and Caffeine*. This was it! Aren't these too simple?! Still how am I supposed to ask for vitamins, I know that Morrigan doesn't have any.

*If you don't know what these are, most of them are vitamins

[I can provide you with anything including brains.]

'...why are you so focused on brains? Also could I have 1 million of these things.'

=System's P.O.V.=

1 million?! Goddesses is going to be pissed, despite what I said to host this does cost something. My Boss is ordering all these things and Miss Goddesses makes them. Isn't host bit too demanding. He's so cute though, this is for his happiness. I pray to god? No not god, Miss. Goddesses with probably kill me after so. I pray to the devil that Miss. Goddesses won't kill me.

This is for host and his happiness, his happy marriage, for his happiness, for my son's happiness. For his happiness, dead Satan save me from Miss. Goddesses.

=Back to Morgan=

Why is system taking so much time, well to be fair I did ask for 1 million of one item. They don't cost anything according to system, maybe he's looking for a space big enough. I start clearing out a room for the antidotes. Hope I can cure them!! If not I can always wipe them out except for Morrigan.

=System=

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I start screaming as my Boss chases me around. She's going to kill me!! Looking at my host though he's cleared out a space and has the cutest expression, I can't disappoint him! I beg my boss and she agreed. THANK YOU SATAN.

=Morgan=

A blinding light showers the room as I hear tortured screams in the background. Opening my eyes again I see a room of crates. I open them to find potions neatly packaged, with a note. 'Please subscribe to SystemShopFreshBrains for the latest updates.'

"..."

A.n.-This chapter was basically filler. I don't feel motivated. Also school is starting I probably won't update for a while.