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Warning. There will be swearing in this book and if you don't enjoy swearing, you can go read a different book :).

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Y/n: Wassup motherfucker. How's your new house???

Unknown: Umm... Who is this? New house???

Y/n: It's your best friend, y/n, you stupid weirdo

Unknown: Sorry to say this, but I think your friend gave you the wrong number

Y/n: Say what now?

Y/n: nooOOOOOOOOO!!! I won't be able to text him now. That stupid egg :(

Unknown: Why can't you text him

Y/n: He moved away and got a new phone number. Ugh, he's such an idiotic sausage

Unknown: lol You use weird insults and I'm sorry to hear that...

Unknown: Pat Pat

Y/n: tf was that?

Unknown: I'm comforting you

Y/n: Thanks, but I'm still sad:( ):

Unknown: If you don't mind me asking, why did your friend move?

Y/n: He went to go join some kind of boy band or something...

Y/n: What are they called? Stray Cheeseu?

Unknown: Do you mean Stray Kids? |

Unknown: Do you mean St|

Unknown: Do yo|

Unknown: Do|

Unknown:|

Unknown: That's a weird group name  

Y/n: I miss him already

Unknown: Umm.. This is awkward

Unknown: Well, I'm sorry your friend moved away and you can't contact him, but I gotta go and practice, so.. Bye!

Y/n: No. I don't have anymore friends. You have to talk to me now

Unknown: No I don't. Bye

Y/n: HEY! Wait, what's your name

Y/n: Hello?

Y/n: HELLO??

Y/n: Stupid Muffin

Y/n: What's your name!!??


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Hello! Thank you for reading my story. I'll try to post as fast as I can. 

So? Who do you think the friend is?

Who is Unknown?

Find out later!

Bye Bye



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