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Little Bitch
4:20 PM
Little Bitch: LIX
Me: Yes peasant
Little Bitch: excuse me
Me: Excuse me I spelled that wrong
Me: Bitch*
Little Bitch: ....
Little Bitch: imma fuckin murder u
Me: NO BALLS
Me: Why do I hear heavy footsteps?
Me: WAIT DONT COME INTO MY ROOM
Me: IM TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DIE
Me: GET OFF ME YOU ADORABLE BITCH
Mama Bear
4:22 PM
Me: HELP SEUNGMIN IS SUFFOCATING ME
Me: I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
Me: WOOJIN HYUNG HELP
Mama Bear: First of all, we dont fucking swear in this god damn motherfucking household
Mama Bear: Second, why?
Me: I might've called him the b word
Mama Bear: No you deserve it
Me: BUT MOM
Mama Bear: Fine I'll deal with it
Mama Bear: There
Me: Wait he just got off, what did you do?
Mama Bear: I have my ways
Little Bitch
4:28 PM
Me: First of all, screw you
Me: Second, what do you want
Little Bitch: oh right
Little Bitch: I wanted to know y u have hearts by Y/n's name
Me: wat
Little Bitch: it literally says Y/n💕
Me: N-no it doesn't
Little Bitch: dont fucking lie to me Lix
Me: Hey dont you have a date with Hyunjinie in a few mins?
Little Bitch: ah fUCK
Little Bitch: IM FUCKING DEAD
Little Bitch: WE ARENT DONE WITH THIS CONVERSATION
Me: mmhmmm
Y/n💕
4:46 PM
Y/n💕: u busy?
Me: Nope
Me: What do you need cutie
Y/n💕: wat
Me: wat
Y/n💕: #Leelovesme
Me: nO WAT
Y/n💕: #Confirmed #Blessed
Me: STAHP
Me: Wait, blessed?
Y/n💕: I MEAN BITCH
Me: NO YOU DON'T STOP LYING
Me: THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Me: Y/N LOVES ME BACK
Y/n💕: back??????????
Me: Y/N LOVES ME BITCH********
Y/n💕: INCORRECT
Me: CORRECT
Y/n💕: WE LOVE EACH OTHER OKAY
Y/n💕: LETS STOP YELLING
Y/n💕: ok?
Me: Okay.
Y/n💕: .........
Y/n💕: bye
Me: Goodbye
Channie Hyung
4:53 PM
Me: DAD HELP
Channie Hyung: Are you ok
Me: NO I'M NOT
Channie Hyung: Does this have something to do with Y/n
Me: How do you know??????
Channie Hyung: she texted me at the same time as you did, in all capitals
Channie Hyung: if u did something i will tear your dick off
Me: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BAD
Me: WELL ITS BAd for me.
Channie Hyung: ?
Me: I might've indirectly confessed to Y/n
Bonus
Bear Hyung: Seungmin if you get off of Felix, I won't bother you and Hyunjin on your date
Minnie: DEAL
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Hey everyone. I'm planning on making another book soon and I wanted to know which Stray Kids Ship you wanted. It would really help me if you guys would vote on one of the ships below. Thanks I love you all!!
MinSung
ChangLix
WooChan
SeungJin
JeongChan
And if you want any other ship just comment right here. Thank you guys once again. I'm so happy with all of the comments I get. You all are so sweet. Have a nice day. Bye-bye my Kangaroos❤💘💓💕💜💖💗💘❤💗💖💜💓💕💕💛💚🧡🧡💕💓❤💘💙💛💛💖💖💗💗💖💙💘💓💓🧡🧡💕💓❤💘💙💚💚💘💜💗💗.
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