Rant #3

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When Marshall trades in 7-Eleven Girl, for one of her distant cousins.

Subway Savannah- Subway Savannah is the chick in stories who constantly works out in the gym, thinks that by eating salads and water every day she's bound to live a long happy life, even though her family basically abandoned her after she dropped out of college to be a fitness coach.

Next up there's..

Dollar store Desiree - Dollar store Desiree is the type of chick who straight up doesn't care, she has seen it all, done it all, and lived it all, the only thing she's looking forward too is getting involved in Shady's gang of mischief. She's sort of a tom boy, and does her best to be considered one of the guy's..that is until she starts crushing on Marshall.

Then there's

Ambitious Amber- Amber has been ambitious her entire life, she was in all her schools activity groups, and was even on the student council during high school. She has dreams, and she's gonna catch them, This character is usually presented as some sort of rival to Marshall, either that or they click instantly because their both similar in their life goals and journeys.

Blindsided Beverly- This is the character that is completely and totally clueless to Marshall's feelings towards her, she misses all the hints he throws for instance, Marshall compliments her outfit.. SHE'S WEARING SWEATPANTS AND A SWEAT SHIRT! Marshall ask her out on a date, SHE THINKS IT'S AN OUTING WITH A FRIEND! Marshall laughs at all her ridiculous jokes, SHE THINKS SHE'S THE NEXT CHRIS ROCK! 

Marshall straight up proposes to her..

SHE THINK'S HE WAS ON THE GROUND TYING HIS SHOE!

SHE THINK'S HE WAS ON THE GROUND TYING HIS SHOE!

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I can't.

I really can't!

There is no way!

NO WAY.

Your character is that dumb!

At this point your just trying to drag out the story, and you should be ashamed of yourself giving me migraine's while trying to get this chick to see MARSHALL LOVES YOU!!!

And last but not least...

We have..

Kimberly No.2- Kimberly number 2, is basically just a girl with the same name as Kim, there is no other plot in this story but to distract us with the fact he's dating another Kim. This story could be the most boring story to ever exist on watt pad, but because this chick has the same name as Kim...

We're all in.

Cause I mean there's nothing more exciting than to wonder how Marshall's going to deal with another Kim.

Next up is..

Accident Prone Ashley-  LET ME JUST TELL YOU, ASHLEY IS IN A LOT OF THESE WATT PAD FANFICS, And I will explain why. Okay so Ashley is the type of character who always have bad things surrounding her, for instance.

She makes a cake.

Her house burns down.

She walks outside.

She gets shot. 

She sneezes.

She's in the emergency room.

She get's engaged.

Her ex boyfriend show's up wanting to marry her.

She's in love with Marshall.

Marshall leaves her.

I mean, this girl can't catch a break, I have seen so many Ashley's in stories it's incredible.

These characters exist within these fanfics, they bring us all different type of emotions and things to look forward too..

Question is, which is your character?


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