Rant #8

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When Marshall is literally the only one left in his entire family, and his friends don't exist.

Like..Y'all done made Marshall an Orphan and friendless just because you don't feel like writing background or side characters.

and for some odd reason, this is never even brought up.

Like Marshall and the girl he's dating will literally be dating for months, and she never even once asks him.

"So, where's your parents or where's your friend's?"

Like she straight up doesn't even ask, I mean I personally think it's important to know someone's background because for all you know the reason Marshall doesn't have any friends or family is because he killed them.

I mean you'd never know cause your literally high on cloud 9 following Marshall around Detroit like a lost puppy.

I mean picture this, Marshall proposes to her right?

And then they go to get married and the person initiating the wedding ceremony is like,  👰🤵

"Bruh...you do realize this man is under suspicion of murder..." 😯🤔😳

Girl: What? 😮😮

Pastor: Yeah....I mean didn't you wonder why he never mentioned his friends or family? 🙄🙄

Girl: No it never crossed my mind..😯😯

Pastor: I mean he literally has a song called Kill you...Uh, Well...do you want me to call the police or...you good? 🤔🤔

Girl: Of course i'm not good, my fiance killed everyone! 😡😡

Pastor: Well can I call the police now? I got a 3 o'clock wedding for a man and woman, it's supposed to be beauty and the beast themed, and i'm gonna be Lumiere. 😏😏


Girl: 😫😭😭

Moral of this rant..

Please include Marshall's family and backstory.


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