Rant #2

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Marshall's Eye Twitch.

Alright, this is something I just noticed, but how come no one mentions Eminem's eye twitch in these stories?

Like every single story Marshall's eye sight is pretty much perfect, he never wears glasses and never complains about his eyes what so ever.

Which is strange because in real life, Marshall wore glasses to see better, and til this day Marshall still has that eye twitch which is really noticeable.

I don't know if people just don't feel like adding it in, or they're just lazy?

Either way it goes, this is something that needs to be brought up more in these fanfics.

I mean maybe you can write a chapter of Marshall going to an eye doctor? Or Glasses shopping?

Cause for the life of me, I don't understand how Marshall be finding y'all main character while on stage AT NIGHT with HUNDREDS of lights around him, and he some how be spotting her all the way in the very back of the stadium while rapping to Rap God.

Y'all be writing like "And our eyes connected.."

WHERE!? THERE'S  LIKE 20,000 PEOPLE AND YOUR SEATED ALL THE WAY IN THE RISERS!?

And i'm sure your like, "How you know my character was seated in the risers?"

You wanna know how I know your main character was seated in the risers?

Because more than likely your character is broke as a joke, your character can barely afford Ramen noodle packages at the dollar store, Your main character just a few months ago was working double shifts with 7-Eleven girl, and you telling me you were able to afford front row tickets at an Eminem concert!? 🙄🙄🙄

Goodness y'all..

And if you need a visual of how stupid this really looks.

Here ya go.

Here ya go

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I can't. 😂😂😂

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