Anyone remember that horror movie child's play with that evil chucky doll that wouldn't disappear no mater how many times someone killed it?
This beard is that.
This beard, is a Evil chucky doll that won't disappear.
This beard..is a mustard stain on your brand new white top that you bought at Hollister because you didn't wanna wear the dollar store one. 🙄
This beard..is the sibling you have, that won't leave you alone.
This beard is the Jury Duty you can't escape!
This Beard is the millionth episode of General Hospital.
THIS BEARD...IS KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS!!😱😱
Cause it ain't going no where y'all.
Every fanfic these days has some nod to Marshall's beard, rather they like it, or they hate it is really up to the Author to decide, but it seems like this beard is more than just a beard.
Because guess what?
This beard is magical, and I will explain.
This beard can be used for so many things, from writing an entire story of your main character trying to get Marshall to shave it, From your main character staring at Marshall's beard for the entire chapter, 👀 From the beard actually being the only reason your main character is even dating Marshall, To finally the biggest plot twist of all.
Marshall's beard being the reason they break up!!
This beard has more personality than Will Ferrell.
And that's saying a lot.
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No one even wants him to shave anymore!!
It's to a point where THERE'S AN ENTIRE PETITION FORMED AGAINST MARSHALL SHAVING HIS BEARD!!
And you wanna know how I know that?
Cause..I just started it. *Drops Mic* Here's the petition.
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#StansAgainstMarshallShaving
Let's get that trending on twitter y'all.
Oh and to sign the petition, type in this link I'm trying to prove a point.
Disclaimer: Btw this is not to be taken seriously by any chance, I recognize people on change.org are really trying to make a difference in the world, so this isn't to be little them at all, I'm just trying to prove a point about this beard craze.
