89. Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
90. Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
91. What's the color of your toothbrush?
92. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
93. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
94. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
95. Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
96. Are you left or right eyed?
97. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
98. What cd is in your cd-player right now?
99. Why aren't blue berries blue?
100. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
101. Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
102. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
103. Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes nor nuts?
104. Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?
105. When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
106. How come there's a greeting card section for new babies? Do they come some other way?
107. Why don't black guys get white tattoos?
108. Instead of candy, wouldn't it be easier to take, say, cabbage from a baby?
109. Do the people who say "God darn it" really think God darns?
110. Where's the egg in an egg roll?
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