23. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
24. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
25. Can blind people see their dreams?
26. Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?
27. Why do you have to "put your two cents in". but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
28. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
29. What do you call male ballerinas?
30. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
31. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
32. You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed?
33. Why do we say "eats like a bird" when every day a bird eats its own weight in food?
34. Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-one"?
35. Does Robert De Niro know that it's okay to turn down roles?
36. What's does it hurt like hell to hit your funny bone?
37. Why is Broadway so confined?
38. Do Asians ever say to hell with it and grab a fork?
39. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
40. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
41. What do people in China call their good plates?
42. What disease did cured ham actually have?
43. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
44. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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