Hinata and the Orange Juice!

The Apocalypse continues!

"Hey! Why did you drink the orange juice you moron?" laughed Hinata, extending her hands to strangle Sasuke, who grinned like an idiot.

"Hn. I am not a moron! I'm sexy! Oh shit... I mean... Hey! You drank it too!" he suddenly hollered, pointing an accusing finger at the girl. She gasped.

"Damn! I did... Oh well! Maybe we should leave before Ino's dad figures something strange is going on!" suggested the blue-haired girl. The Uchiha nodded and walked towards the door. Hinata smacked him on the head. "Loser! Fly out the window! It would be less suspicious, since you didn't come through the door to begin with. Did you?"

Sasuke bent over, smacked his forehead and whispered:

"Ohhhh! Right! Silly me! Heh. See you in a few seconds!"

Then, the most admired teen in Konoha launched himself out of the Yamanakas' window, complete with spring sound effects.

Hinata speedily washed the cups and put everything back into the cupboard in less that thirty seconds.

Oh yeah! She was the bomb!

She did a little fist pump before exiting the kitchen.

"Yamanaka-san!" called out the girl, smiling fake-shyly at the man, who looked over his shoulder. "My father will be upset if I am late for... training! I unfortunately must leave at this very moment. Thank you for having me over!" she lied smoothly.

"Bad-ass, Hinata. Real bad-ass." she thought to herself.

Inoichi Yamanaka looked confused for a second before beaming at the teen.

"Oh... Already? Well, it isn't a problem! You can come back whenever you want! I'll tell Ino you came Hyuuga-san!"

Hinata mentally puked, but she just twiddled her thumbs. She didn't want to seem rude. Not towards this kind man. But his daughter... bleargh.

"Thank you very much sir! Have a nice day!" she mumbled and walked out the door.

The blond man waved, then shut the door behind him.

"Ah... Kids. Hinata is such a sweet, honest, quiet girl... Ino is lucky to have a friend like her. She doesn't actually stutter as much as the rumors say... She is shy though." he chuckled and sat down to finish reading his captivating book.

In the mean time

"Hey! Sasuke-baka! What the hell do you think your doing?" laughed Hinata, doubling over and clenching her stomach.

"What? What did I do?" asked the Uchiha, turning away from the glass he was admiring his reflexion in. "Hey, Hinata-chan? Am I the hottest guy in Konoha, or am I the hottest guy in Konoha?" he asked, winking at the blue-haired girl and kissing his reflexion goodbye before turning away from the Yamanaka's window.

This just made Hinata laugh even more.

"Wow! Looks like the 'sugar's effects differ from person to person. I am still me, I know it. I just feel so much tougher and more awesome! But you... I guess that it makes you vain, though you already were... and creepily happy. But that's a given, right? Here, take this picture of you. I'm not giving it to Ino any time soon." she handed her alibi photo to Sasuke, who gushed like fangirl when he saw himself. "Oh and, Naruto-kun is hotter than you."

Sasuke gasped dramatically.

"Nu-uh! I'm the hottest-ass male in the entire country!" he shrieked, putting his hands on his hips.

Hinata giggle and patted him on the shoulder as he glared daggers at her.

"Dream on, Uchiha, dream on. I wonder how the Suna boy is holding up..." she suddenly said, making the chicken-butt haired boy immediately forget his anger.