She's an English One

Chapter 3

Heyy! Okay so real fast! I just want to let you know that this chapter is a filler that lets you know vital information about Madge and the suspects. It is pretty boring so if you are critiquing it then you might wanna read it but not critique it. Understand? It is important for some stories to have downright boring chapters to them right? If so I am the queen of all books. So here you go. I guess you can skip this chapter. Or atleast skim.

Pssh. With a quick jerk, the jet doors opened with smoke spilling everywhere. I borded to see 3 rows of seats on each side. There was also a beauty and makeup station to the side. I made my way to seat 2A and sat down. My packet was there waiting for me as promised. It was one of those orangey-yellow manilla folders. It had TOP SECRET stamped in red letters on the front. I opened the pack and started reading.

The first page I pulled out had a biography of me- well Madge.

Name: Madge Patterson

Age: 17

Hair Color: Blonde as can be

Birthmarks: one on left hip, many freckles on face and arms

Personality: Very Ditsy, bubbly,

Height: 5'2

Weight: 110

IQ:84

Hobbies: Cheerleading,sewing, quilting, texting

Life Story: Born in dowtown London in 1995 to Marjory and Benny Patterson. Grandparents are Mandie and Joeyseph Melignad and Kristoph and Vergie Patterson. Siblings include: Logan, Jude, Jordan, and Jolene Patterson. Best friend: Emmaline Reeves. Boyfriend: none. School: London Catholic School for girls. Religion: Catholic.

There was a picture included. In fact she looked like Nellie Olson from Little House on the Prarie. She had loose blond curls, very light freckles, a pale skin tone, rosy cheeks, and plump pink lips. Plus she was tiny! 5'2 and 110!!! If anyone I meet knows her I am dead meat!

I looked to the Next page. Suspect list.

First on the list was Danny Craig. 40 year old man. single. Gambler, drinker, and druggie. I skipped the rest of the page. That was all I needed to know.

Second on the list was Trey Carson. He was cute too. He had that shaggy hair that made a girl's heart scream! No! Madeline, stay to the subject. So yeah he was cute. Big Deal. I have seen cuter. Apparently he is the boy I am supposed to charm into loving me and then expose the details. Piece of cake. Ironic isn't it?

he looks the type to be a player. I bet he pulls at the heart string of everyone he meets. Even guys. Haha yeah right. I am looking way too into things.

Next ing there was a page on where I was staying. It looked to be an apartment building. Monthaven Apartments in Hendersonville Tennessee. I like it. It looked really roomy. They had 2 exercise rooms, 3 pools, and free wifi. I like it more. I am in Apartment 11D. Wow lucky me. I am the forth building over.

The page after that was a list of words and phrases a typical english girl might use.

"Sire" 

"Hop to it"

"Cherrio"

"Sack" means fire

"Cinema" means movie theater

"maize" means corn

"flat" means an apartment.

"electric torch" means flashlight

"banger" means sausage

"sweets" means candy

"bonnet" is the hood of a car

"aerial" is the antenna of a car

"wing" is the fender of a car

"biscuit" means cookie

Wow. It just dawned on me. I will be having to use a brittish accent! Oh God. "Ello there matie!" No, that's like an australian pirate. "Gooday there dearie!" Wait, I am not 80! Grrrr.... I will need to work on it.

What do you know? The last 2 things in the envelope were, a smaller envolope of money, and a CD on brittish accents. Yes!

I plugged my headphones into the small TV in front of me. California to Tennessee is a long flight. I might as well relax to brittish accents. I slllid the CD into the player and listened away. Before I knew it I was asleep.

"Madeline.....Madeline?"

I woke up to see Rachel standing over me. Rachel.....Rachel....Oh thats right! The hair stylist! I mumbled a few curses and my ears suddendly keyed in to what the brittish accent man was saying,

"Americans love the brittish accent. So next time you head over to your boyfriends flat, be sure to turn him on with some brittish! Goodday Maties," and he was gone.

I dislodged my earphones and headed over to her station. I sat in a hot pink chair in front of a neon green mirror/table setup. It even had movie star lights all around the mirror! I groaned. Being a tom boy, this was my worst nightmare.

"Okay, Madeline. This here is Shelby," She pointed to a shortish, chubbyish woman with greasy hair. Yuck.

"This is Eppie, she is actually from great brittan! how nice!" She pointed to her as well. She had bright pink hair that was shaved on the sides and spiked at the top. Scary that she'll be working on me...

"This is Derriere Morris," she pointed to a short cute girl. I tried not to laugh at her name.

"Lastly, this is Kaelee," She showed me a very pretty girl, near to my age.

"This is us. Are you ready to become Madge Patterson?"

"I guess so," I replied.

Ready as I will ever be.

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A/N: Okay, so boring right? I promise there is romance in the next chapter!! This one was basically a filler, but you had to know more about Madge and the suspacts. Okay so yeah. Bye!!