Bob the Jedi is a derpy Jedi.
He is also the only Jedi that looks like a stick figure with hair. And a Lazer sword.
So one day, on the day of order 66, he locked himself in his room so he could play Fortnite.
The clone troopers saw his locked door and said, "Nah, it's probably nutin." So he lived.
When he finished the Battle Royale, he was really confused why the heck the building was on fire.
Then a bunch of clone troopers saw him. "JEDI!!" but then he put on a top hat and said, "But I'm not a Jedi. I'm part of the Top Hat Clan!"
"Oh." The troopers went away.
"XD!!" Bob yelled and ran away. He stole a ship and flew away.
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The Adventures of Bob the Jedi
FanfictionBob is a really derpy Jedi that is still around during the empire time. here's his story.
