Bob lived on Alderaan for a bunch of years but then he almost got blowed up.
He flew away on another stolen ship and started screaming "BABY BABY BABY OOOH!" And everyone in a 5000 mile radius dies from terrible music.
Then he moved to Lothal and lived in a hole. He stayed there for a bunch of years until he meets this guy named Kanan who knew he was a Jedi. Then he meets the rest of the Ghost crew.
"My name is Bob" said Bob. "And I like to play Fortnite."
"Darksider!!" Everyone yelled and chased him out.
"They must hate Fortnite" he thought. Then he kept running because Kanan was chasing him. "Hey, what's the big idea? Fortnite is amazing!!"
"No Minecraft is the best game!" Kanan relied.
"U WOT M8?" Bob yelled.
Then Bob yelled, "HADUKON" And launched his Final Smash - he sang, "WHAT IS LOVE BABY DONT HURT ME DONT HURT ME NO MORE WHAT IS LOVE BABY DONT HURT ME DONT HURT ME NO MORE"
Kanan went deaf for a few minutes and Bob stole yet another ship and flew away.
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The Adventures of Bob the Jedi
FanfictionBob is a really derpy Jedi that is still around during the empire time. here's his story.
