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Mycroft and Lestrade Part 1: Special

*AUTHOR'S NOTE*
*THIS STORY HAS NO PARTICULAR SEASON TO BE BASED ON TIME WISE*

(Greg's P.O.V.)

MYCROFT HOLMES IS BLOODY TERRIFYING! I met him for the first time today. He is really impressive; but so scary! If you can imagine a preying mantis crossed with Scar the lion, then you have Mycroft Holmes. He has a magnificent, calculating mind that makes wonder what nightmares would occur if he went to the opposite side. Erudite does not even begin to describe him (I learnt that word doing a crossword the other day. Get me learning new words and expanding my vocabulary)! Prodigy does not even begin to describe him. The way he presents himself is so sodding frightening but special at he same time!

Do you know what? I think I might have a crush on him...SHIT! WHY DO I HAVE TO FALL FOR A HOLMES BLOODY BROTHER?! They are utter braniac bastards! They literally are amazing and will shit diamonds for breakfast, but by lunch they are telling you all the different gym coaches your ex-wife slept with. Sherlock will never let me live this down- even John will mock me and he is the nice one! Fml...

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(Mycroft's P.O.V.)

Gregory Lestrade. Greg Lestrade. Greg.

There is something about him that is different. Something that sets him aside from everyone else. Something that makes him un-ordinary. He is like everyone else;  not like everyone else at the same time. I cannot figure out what makes him so unique. So different. So special.

Special? Mycroft Holmes does not view other people as special. Mycroft Holmes views people as disposable goldfish. Living their monotonous lives, having emotions, caring, feeling they have a sense of control even though most of the choices in their life are dictated by other people- by complete strangers, thinking that they can change the world and that they have a purpose. Idiots essentially.

Yes, you can get kind idiots such as John or Mrs Hudson. But then you can get people like Anderson, who seem to have the intelligence of a moth and the sort of personality that makes you want to "stuff their face in a jar of shit" according to John.

How poetic of him to want to put a human in a vat of excrement. I believe he is using the metaphor of how society is brainless, which Aristotle once said, if I am quoting John's thesis correctly.

However, Greg is unique in this equation of goldfish. He is like that stupid Nemo amongst different species of fish- I only know the name because I argued for an hour on a Youtube comment section about how Marvin had a mental health disorder because 'Nemo' means 'No one'. And that Nemo never existed. Marvin was looking for no one and probably has personality disorder where he hallucinates people or objects that are not reality. Nemo was Marvin's mind's representation of the loss of his love and his children. Nemo is not real. The argument started because I was watching a video on Peter Pan (my favourite Disney film) and someone put in the comments that Finding Nemo was their favourite film, so I mentioned why the film was darker.

Anyways, I need to find out why Greg is so special to me; before I see him again on Monday morning, not be ranting on as to why Disney is darker than people would realise; even though I could do that for days.

I need to sort out my emotions. God, I am becoming my brother.