Linguini

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Nick linguini: hello friends :)

Ratthew: who the fuck added this bitch

Nick linguini: look here you fucking musty bitch at least my fans don't tell me I look like spongebob when he got suds

Ratthew: yeah? At least I have fans don't you have ideas to go steal you dumb bitch

Bearfuck: I- it's like 12:30 why are y'all roasting each other this early

Ratthew: he took the last ice cream bar in the fridge

Nick linguini: I DIDNT SEE YOUR FUCKING NAME ON IT

Ratthew: it???literally??? Was???

Kevin Jonas: just buy another box and write your name on them

Ratthew: YOU BITCHES WOULD STILL EAT THEM YOU FAT FUCKS

Kevin Jonas: yeah

Nick linguini: yeah tru

Dom kong: yeah you right

Merlyn the wiz: right

Jobaisntreal: you got a point

Am**r: mhm

Ratthew: WHAT THE FUCK HOW'D HE GET HERE

Am**r: I got in through the window

Jobaisntreal: WHAT

Kevin Jonas: EXCUSE ME

Dom lemon : CALL THE POLICE

Nick linguini: maybe he'll finally go to jail for hurting those girls if we do

Jobaisntreal: oh shit

Am**r: ouch

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