Fuckers

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Nick linguini: omg guys I can't find my phone

Ratthew: .....

Jobaisntreal: then how the fuck are you texting us

Nick linguini: I'm on my other phone

Kevin Jonas: why the fuck you got two phones?

Ratthew: for drugs I bet

Dom lemon: I believe it

Nick linguini: I have it for situations like this I'm gonna call my phone brb

Ratthew: so I'm going to the store... ciaran you want anything

Bearfuck: I wanna come with

Ratthew: ok

Nick linguini: it was in..the freezer?... how

Ratthew: hahahahahaahHAHAHAHAAHA

Nick linguini: WHY DID YOU PUT MY PHONE IN THE FREEZER

Ratthew: because I didn't want you to talk today but I can see that the plan failed

Nick linguini: I hate living here

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