Ratthew:
Bearfuck: Kevin got a violin and won't stop playing toxic on it please help me
Kevin Jonas: I thought it was a cat dying in the tune of toxic
Doan:
Ashlan: do y'all ever just act normal in this house
Roberto: that isn't possible but ok
Roberto: hi Kevin ily
Doan: ....ily2
Bearfuck: what the fuck is happening is the simulation glitching?
Ashlan: I thought those bitches hated each other where am I gonna get my entertainment now?!
Roberto: me and Kevin are friends now because we bonded over our love for Ciarán
Kevin Jonas: I bet y'all wanna be in a poly now
Doan: no that's a few chapters later
Ratthew: what
Doan: what
Roberto: what
Bearfuck: WJAT
Kevin Jonas:
Doan: we're yanking your dick we still fucking don't like each other but ig we're friends
Roberto: we find each other tolerable enough to not gouge each other's eyes out
Kevin Jonas: no fair how come Ciarán gets two guys
White Jaden Smith: if you even think about wanting another guy fawning over you I'm gonna burn this fucking house down
Kevin Jonas: duly noted