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Nick linguini: ok but this group of girls asked me if I was Matt and one of them goes "he's not dirty enough" and they walked away

Ratthew: .....

Don lemon: someone asked me if I was kiko before and when I said no I'm dom they said oh and walked away

Bearfuck: DKKDKSUETEHE FUCK

Jobaisntreal: I remember someone told me that I looked like joba from brockhampton and we stared at each other for a long time

Merlyn the wiz: this is why I don't want to meet fans they'll probably tell me I look like am**r

Am**r: you kinda do

Bearfuck: HOW DOES HE GET IN HERE

Ratthew: RIGHT LIKE LEAVE VARMIT

Am**r: I'm in Kevin's room

Kevin Jonas: EXCUSE ME? GET OUT BRO

Am**r: please let me back in the band :(

Nick linguini: NO YOU BALDHEADED FREAK

Ratthew: omg I can hear Ian and Dom fighting him

white Jaden Smith: why can't y'all just put a restraining order on him

Bearfuck: WE DID

white Jaden Smith: Oh

Ratthew: HE BIT DOM OMGGGG

Bearfuck: I am silently screaming

Nick linguini: OMG THE POLICE ARE HERE AND THEY TACKLED HIM

Merlyn the wiz: I-

Ratthew: this is better than love and hip hop

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