Happy's Flabulous Adventures

Chapter 1: Meet the Family

Warning; there might be some slightly strong, erza buff like language. I'm not apologizing because this isn't rated. If It was I would rate it Disney rates. It's that sweet and caring with lots of deaths and child appropriate situations.

Chapter 1: meet the family

POV: Happy the Sexy Blue flying cat

(Please note that should try or imagine reading this in Morgan Freeman's voice because his voice makes every story better)

Er uh welcome to the guild. Today I will be giving you the appropriate tour of the fantastic fabulous guild and it's insane flabulous guild mates. So er um well this is gray, he's like a flapping stripper or something and he says it's a hobby as in it comes from his genes. That's kinda creepy and he likes to ice skate and do peaceful stuff like that. Over there is juvia. She has some weird fetish of liking strippers with black spiky hair and who like to eat fresh yellow snow....ok over there is natsu aka my daddy-O. He's cool as a potato cooking in the farm. (Best analogy ever) he eats fire because he was trained in a Hawaiian circus or something. People who eat fire has some kind of life hack. Because if you eat fire, you die. You don't breathe it back out and say "HO HO HO, jolly boys imma cool you up with this fire I totally ate from my mouth to stomach." I don't know how he does it but it's definitely hacks. Ok now this is Lucy. She's one of those blonde chicks who wears tight clothing to get all the squirrels and shat. She likes to collect keys because she likes to look at her reflection. Kidding. Love you mom. Over there is Wendy. We call her "Oh holy legendary dragon slayer senpai who saved the earth and heavens. May we thank you and bring you gifts of whatever you like." She has beautiful blue hair that gets all the crocodiles and cacti to say "DAYUM" and her hair smells like blue berries when it is grape season.

Over there is Cana. She's some alcohol dealer and the queen of booze. She likes to rap when she's drunk. I think she gets it from her dad. Next to her is erza. She has red hair because she had anger issues when she was young or somehing. That's what jellal aka the guy at seven eleven across the street told me. Next to her is Mira. She's my white girl #2 who likes to model and shrek...from the movie. You know. Shrek. The orge. The swamp. My butt. Love. Life. She's nice. She's a crazy auntie who likes to eat the hairs off the carpet and punch people with wrist to her ankle. That's bad ass. She says she's double jointed. Hacker. The guy in the yellow is laxus. He's as fast as traffic in Asian and we all know how slow... As in "fast" traffic there is. (Only been there once. I got carsick on a bus...) he likes to drink this yellow mystery drink he gets from auntie. She says it's fresh from the can so drink up. The guy with the piercings is gajeel. He like some hippie he spends his days in flower meadows and he likes Mozart. He's my model. Next to him is his girlfriend levy who loves that heavy metal shizzing whiz stuff. She's so hardcore to the thigh. It's like "dang. That's hot." Everyone else in the guild is like a big majority and very loud that they don't need explaining. They have their name tags and clipboards that tell you their thoughts. Like Lucy's thoughts would be "Natsu's banana" and Natsu's thoughts would be "Lucy's electrical socket!" That was an accurate example. So I'll wrap this video in words up. Everything here is accurate and based on true facts from anime and manga. Love you all,

The sexy blue beast/cat who can fly and eat fish----

Happy.