Happy's Flabulous Adventures

Chapter 3: We the Mafia...

Again or just maybe the title might have to do with the story. On a 37% chance. Or 0.9262728%. Ha.

POV: happy the sexy hawt blue cat

Narrator: Morgan freeman and Obama

So er um, one day on a Tuesday night me, daddy-O-G, the blonde mom, the one who saved us: Wendy, and the ass kicker Mira. (She was in rush hour 7 the movie). We were like on the streets like a mafia. The Scooby Doo mafia. It's obvious who everyone was. Natsu wS shaggy the dog, I was scooby the talking pet. Lucy was the hot female version of Fred, except I made all the plans and shat. Wendy was the more awesome version of Velma. Aunt Mira was the minority guest of the show. (Always a minority forever a minority. Just kidding auntie is the most important one here...) so were walking like a freaking white mafia in the hood. And everyone was like "Oh shiza iz da real mother parking Mapia!" (Hood talk translated to engwish) and we were like "what you want peasant?" We were that famous especially me. Everyone else was a minority up there.

I had my shades, leather jacket, and goatee of destiny. Everyone bowed to me because their senpai or in engwish: the mafia boss. I was like that movie everyone likes but the SEQUEL. "OH DAMNNNNN."

We has a standoff with the rival gang. Oooooo scary stuff there. We stared at each other and drew pictures of them erring mauled by bunnies. Until natsu was like "Yo you guys like fire." He sounded so high....kidding. Natsu isn't like that. He's actually dizzy from the train we hijacked. We cool like that. We the mafia ok? And then we has an ALZACK shoot out. It was like *pew pew pow pew pew* wanna know the results? We got our asses kicked. Natsu slipped while looking at Lucy's pinkie and shot Mira. Mira someone flipped and tried to trickshot and shot Lucy. Lucy was knocked out and Wendy tripped over and somehow with her epic powers she shot the other rival gang. I of course was still standing because I have this skill called standing straight and backing off when my teammates flop. That's how we will like a woolly mammoth getting a haircut. (Analogies are awesome). Yeah. So the lesson here is don't mess with Wendy. Or stalk her. Or get her number. That's juvia's job....