Happy's Flabulous Adventures

Chapter 4: questions

Nobody died in the last part. It's too early to have main characters that you love and cherish to die. They can die later. Muahahahah. Ok ok I'll answer some questions now.

POV: Happy's booty

Questions about Natsu:

Q: why does natsu eat fire and shoot it out?

A: He was trained in a Hawaiian Circus and he is practicing for his big show that will be on Friday.

Q: Why does natsu have pink hair instead of red hair?

A: natsu wanted red hair, but at the time he had white hair. He died his hair red with food color dye and well he didn't use a lot so his hair is pink.

Q: why doesn't natsu wear normal clothes?

A: he wants to show off his 2 PAC.

Questions about Lucy:

Q: why is Lucy blonde?

A: she hacked God's computer somehow when she was being created so that's why she is blonde.

Q: why is Lucy so hot?

A: ask the weatherman. I'm not a doctor.

Q: why does Lucy wear tight and small clothing?

A: She's a rebel. Also she ran out of clothes and jewels so she has to wear clothing she wore when she was like 5.

Q: if Lucy was a super hero, what would her power be?

A: the power to play music instruments.

Q: Does Lucy like perverts?

A: YES (she's weird. Go ahead and judge her). She likes perverts that have 2 packs, people who were trained in Canadian Circuses, and have red hair.

Questions about Wendy;

Q: why is Wendy so awesome?

A: she's awesome because when you have 2 perverts marry, the probability of having a low percent result in having a really awesome person.

Q: Can Wendy be my senpai?

A: yes.

Q: why is Wendy's hair blue?

A: skill. She didn't dye it.

Q: how does a yellow haired woman and a pink/red haired man create a blue daughter?

A: I don't know. Ask them how they "did" it.

Questions about gray:

Q: why does he strip?

A: it's a hobby more like a gene. It's definitely not a disorder.

Q: is gray hot?

A: his cool. Like he's ugly but has swag and crap.

Q: how many fangirls like gray?

A: 1.05%

Questions about juvia:

Q: why does she like gray?

A: it's not because of Gary's looks or magic or his personality. She only wants his money because gray is secretly a dentist who enjoys ice skating and eating tofu.

Q: what's her favorite food?

A: Spotted dick (UK sponge cake in a can)

Questions about bisca:

Q: is she a main character?

A: haha she's a minority sadly.

Questions about alzack, max, other people....

Q: uh...

A: same with bisca the BISCO.

Questions about Mira;

Q: why is Mira so talented?

A: she plays the triangle

Q: why is mira so cute?

A: she took cute classes with elf man from an online ballet website or something...

Q: is Mira scary?

A: YES.

Q: shrek is love shrek is life...

A: Mira shreks little children and cats. She may look cute and soft but she has a secret addiction to watching shrek and abducting children to watch shrek with them.

Questions about happy:

Q: why are you so talented, beautiful, handsome, unique, and perfect?

A: it's not called genes from the parents. I got them from eBay as in it takes hardship and skill to master them.

Q: I heard Lucy likes blue. Does she like you?

A: of course she does. We drink tea all the time together.

Q: Who do you think would be a good couple with you?

A: Carla. She's my princess. If not I would choose....not bob.

Q: Do you have good parents because in your stories they sound like idiots.

A: of course they are. They are loving and sweet. They get me some fish every night. Steamed and raw. That's hawt. A delicacy. I made my own fish restaurant. Kewl. My dad is like Albert Einstein and Nash Grier or whoever combined. The looks and smartness. Lucy is just beautiful and sweet. Wendy is too skilled to describe.

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She's too scary...scarier than bob and Mira combined....

Facts from Ichiya.