It was the summer of 14'. Pretty much all of the youth in Korea knew the song "We are Bulletproof pt2". They were confused.
Are these kids gangsters or what?
But that was the past and irrelevant to this chapter. Don't know why I included it.....
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Park Jimin was the kid everyone wanted. Boys, girls, non-binary, grandmas, grandfathers, peoples parents, genderfluids, the straights, the gays, pans, jeon jungkoo- i mean what?
Park Jimin.......is ONE THICC BIH! EVERYONE was jealous of his ass. It became known as his Jibooty. Because of shit beauty standards, all of the girls around were flat ass bitches with no boobs or an ass on the level of his Jibooty.
A strong contender was a boy named Taehyung. He had a cute perky butt, but not on the level of Jimin. Min Yoongi and Jeon Jungkook had perky bums too, butt (ahah get it?) not even on Taehyung's level.
But this information is besides the point stupid author. Please keep writing.
Jimin walked into the school, hips swaying as they'd always done. His bum looked particularly great in his shorts that he'd been wearing today.
Jimin said in a firm tone, "Scoot over bitches."
The sea of students parted like Jimin's ass cheeks when they came together to clap while he was walking.
Jimin made his way to his math class and sat in his usual seat by the door, spreading cooking oil on the classroom floor.
"Tae! Kookie! Come get y'all juice"
Taehyung and Jungkook ran through the classroon door, slipping on the oil. Jungkook, being the heavier one, smacked against the class window and went right through it. LUCKILY, math class was on the first floor.
Taehyung on the other hand slid and ran into the teacher's desk, his whole body sliding the entire table.
Jimin couldn't hear Tae's cries or Jungkook's swearing over his own squeaky laughter. What he DID hear though was some fake ass, baked ass, wanna mix and make ass bitch in the back of the classroom.
"He sounds like a pig cHoKiNg on a whistle." He whispered.
Jimin's neck sNaPpEd towards his direction.
"What the fuck did you just say? No. What the fuck did you just say! Step the fuck up kyle. STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE"
Jimin started slapping him on his head.
Kyle's face fell flat onto his desk, where is stayed for probably the rest of the day. I mean.....Kyle was passed out from hitting his head too hard so......
"He's a psychopath. I can't believe more people in the school want this over me" said a girl in a whisper.
Jimin's neck also snapped towards her.
"It's because you have no assets you dumb hoe." He said to her.
"Yes I do!!"
"Becky.......how can you have womanly pride with no boobs and you're not thicc at the same time? I mean look at your ass. The pancakes I ate this morning were bigger than that."
Becky blushed
The class stifled their laughter, a few giggles escaping here and there.
"All you have is ass!!! My boobs are bigger than yours at least!!"
As you can see, Becky was the class clown. And not in way she was supposed to be.
"Oh Becky. Sweety." Jimin raised up his shirt. Showing his abs and defined pecs. "This....is bigger than your boobs will ever be without plastic surgery."
"Do you want a stick Becky? Bitches love sticks. How about your boyfriends tail? Oh wait. Ron's tail is..... small."
Becky gasped. The rest of the class gaped at Ron, who was sleeping in the corner.
Just then, the class bell rung.
"You got lucky.......wait a minute! Who ARE you?"
