You are loved (DEH & BMC x Reader oneshots)

BMC and DEH characters as things i have said or have been told

Not 100% accurate, but close enough. also explanation on why I have been gone at the end, but you don't have to read it :P
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Jared: Hey, Connor?
Connor: What the fuck do you want?
Jared: *smirks, pull out keyboard*
Connor: Don't you fucking da-
Jared: *presses g-note*
Connor: FUCK YOU!!

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Micheal: Dude
Jeremy: *sigh* what?
Micheal: I just realized something
Micheal: I'm really fucking gay.
Jeremy: yes I know, you've told me thing 1000 times already
Micheal: nonono, dude. I'm REALLY fucking gay
Jeremy: goddammit- Micheal we've been dating for a year now

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Connor: I Reaallly want some weed right now.
Evan: Con, Weed is illegal.
Connor: I've honestly done so many illegal things already, smoking Weed would be the least of my problems if I got caught.
Evan: Connor nooo-

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Christine: *sees a salad bar, and GaSpS*
Christine's mind: wait, what's it called again? I know it has tomato's and carrots and stuff, and a lot of other vegetables, but what's it called? Oh! I know!
Christine: Lettuce!!
(This actually happened at church camp, I forgot that it was called salad so I just said "*Gasp* Lettuce!!" FaithLovesStitch can confirm this.)

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Jake: If you say no homo, it automatically makes it not gay.
Rich: Yeah, like you could be sucking a guys dick and if you say no homo, then it's not gay.
Jake: wait wut-

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Evan: *touches the ground*
Jared: Evan stop! That's littering!
Evan: Jared, every fucking time-

(This happens when ever I make contact with the ground, my friends say I'm littering since I'm actual trash lol)

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Jenna: Hey Brooke! *hugz*
Chloe: GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF MY GIRLFRIEND YOU BITC-

(Me when ever someone touches my gf)

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Zoe: Can you guys shut up? I'm trying to focus on my test!
Connor: Well maybe if you didn't stop every 5 fucking seconds to tell us to shut up you would actually be able to focus bitch.
Everyone: OOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!

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Evan: *trying to list things he's scared of that start with Z*
Evan: Damn it I can't put coolers
Connor: wtf why?

(I am actually scared of coolers cause one closed on my finger once and I haven't been able to look at one without cringing since. They still give me the chills.)

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Alana: I'm straight but I look at girls boobs, it's weird.
Zoe: Not it's not. You can be 100% straight but still love a good pair of titties.

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*Rich, Micheal and Jeremy just casually walking down the street*
Rich: So then I was like-
Micheal: HOLY SHIT HOLD UP GUYS ITS A POKÉMON CARD!! AND ITS A PSYDUCK!!
Jeremy: Micheal what the actual fu-

(Again, happened to me while I was walking with my cheer leader friends to the football game, with my mascot suit and all lol)

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Ok, so here is an explanation on why I have been gone so long. School started back in August and my anxiety and mental health have been getting worse, especially not that I have to take athletics because I am scared to run because I have asthma and when I feel like I can't breath I start panicking and have a panic attack, especially when the coaches yell at me to keep running. It also has to do with the first time I had a panic attack which was running the track for cheer which was completely unnecessary and our old coach was a bitch, and I'm also really self conscious when I run because a lot of the other girls are faster than me and with the coaches watching me I feel like their judging me and all that shit, so yeah. I had to recently start taking medicine to help control my anxiety, but it was risky since I've had suicidal thoughts in the past and have self harmed so it could have brought all of that back, but luckily it didn't. I also am my schools mascot, so I have to be at the middle school football games every week, and that stress kinda added to it. School is really stressful and I literally wanted to leave the first week there because my anxiety was just so bad. I've started this new thing with my church that's like a little book club and writing class after service on Wednesday, and we do get homework and the book we are reading is kinda long. I'm also in student council, Vice President for builders club, in a bunch of UIL events, and just got done with one-act play Friday, and we lost horribly cause we had to cut a whole character who was kind of the main part of the show out of the play cause he was gone sick. I also have a girlfriend now, and I really love her but no one In my family knows yet. So yeah, life is great. I'm not going to stop writing, and I'm working on the second part of "Fire" so be prepared for that, it will just be a while because I have such a busy schedule and mental health and stuff so yeah. Thankfully I get done with all this UIL stuff soon and I get to see my therapist again after like 2 months this week, so that's good. Anyways, I love you all, and thank you for sticking around! Again, I'm sorry for not being active, and I will start posting again. Love you guys!!
~Mia🐾