Mystreet Truth or Dare

Truth for Kim

Bjetissomeone

Pandora: Wassup my men—

Zane: AND women.

Jason: *tries to speak but winces in pain*

Pandora: Dora Dora Dora the Fedoraaaaa

Jason gives a weak smile.

Zane: Well it's not my fault I r e s p e c c w h a m e n.

Pandora: Whatever. I have like ten dares I'm publishing at the same time so this has to be quick. KIM, step forWARD.

Kim: What!? Oh no...

Pandora: It's k, it's a TRUTH!

Kim: O-okay...

Ghost: DANG IT!

Kim: Ghost, what were you expecting to happen?...

Ghost: That I would be dared to spend seven minutes in heaven with my one and only, ZANE! He would passionately kiss me, then we'd make out, then he'd make love to me—

Pandora: NOPE

Nana: Yeah Ghost, his wee belongs to me.

Awkward silence.

Dante: *coughs*

.....

Pandora: Whelp ANYWAY Kim, this does involve Ghost and her cruel exasperation for Zane.

Ghost: I'm already interested.

Pandora: Kim, how awkward would it be if Ghost and Zane got married while she was in your body and you had to kiss?

Kim: It'd be gross knowing I'd kissed Zane, but I can't see or feel anything while Ghost is taking over, so not so bad?

Pandora: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention— Ghost would be sleeping. (for some reason. Why the hell would you sleep near the time of your wedding?)

Kim: *almost gags* NO. That would be horrible.

Jason: *snickers*

Pandora: Hey guys did you hear something—

Everyone all of a sudden appears outside. Kim is in a wedding dress and Zane is in a tux. They're standing under an arch.

Zane: Wait... what's going on?

Kim: NO. PANDORA WHAT DID YOU DO

Pandora: I didn't do anything. I don't know what's going on.

Zane: Well no way I'm kissing HER—

A faint snap is heard.

Zane: —with that thing on her! *he flips back Kim's vail*

Kim: Ghost, are you awake?

No answer.

Aphmau: Do you, Zane, take Ghost as your lawfully wedded wife?

Zane: I do. *he has a big smile*

Aphmau: And do you, Ghost, take Zane as your lawfully wedded husband?

Kim: Wh-what's happening!? No!

Aphmau: Then may it be till death do you part. You may kiss the bride, Zane.

Zane leans in for a kiss.

Kim: NOO—mmmmph!

Zane kisses Kim. Jason cracks a smile but it is quickly replaced with pain.

Pandora: *dying from laughing so hard* Nice. Okay, back to the truth or dare room.

Everyone teleports back to the truth or dare room. They're all in their normal clothing and sitting on their chairs as if nothing ever happened.

Kim: WHAT THE HELL ZANE

Ghost: Hush down. You woke me up from my nap!

Kim: WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN AWAKE BECAUSE I JUST GOT FUCKING MARRIED TO ZANE AND NOW WE'RE BACK HERE. WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

Ghost: whAAAAAAT!?!?

Zane: Huh? That didn't happen.

Pandora: It did, Zane.

Kawaii~Chan: S-so... so Zane and Kim are officially married now?

Dante: I-I'm afraid so—

Pandora: No... don't you guys know that the wedding is just the celebration? You sign a
contract. That's when you're officially married.

Kim: Oh...

YESSSS I'VE NEVER FELT SO FREE I COULD KISS YOU PANDORA!

Pandora: I'm good. Got eight more of these bad boys I gotta belt out so I'll see you later everyone. As always,