Dare for Jason & Pandora (and secretly Travlyn)

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theishfudge87 YAASSS *ahem* moving on

Jason: You know, I just remembered something.

Pandora: What's that?

Jason: Although there are many people here who have encouraged me to jump off a massive microwave, many of these individuals have had no association with my pain.

Pandora: Get to the point.

Jason: My point is, I still have some people to... *COUGH* get schwifty with.

Pandora: Oh no—

Jason struts up to Dottie. He smirks and grabs her hands.

Jason: Señora, eres muy guapa y morado. ¿Te gusta bailar?

Dottie: Huh?

Jason: Madame, vous êtes très jolie et violette. Tu aimes danser?

Dottie: Bro, English. Please.

Jason: You are very beautiful and purple, madam. Do you like to dance?

Dottie: No, I don't like dancing.

Jason: Thank god, I felt like Zane with that nice guy shit. You seem spicy enough and you're a werewolf so that's always a plus.

Dottie: Excuse me?

Jason: Oh, my bad. People view werewolves as a race.

Dottie: Maybe because we are one.

Katelyn: *Whispers to Travis* I guarantee you a fight's gonna start.

Travis: Wanna sneak out?

Katelyn: You know me too well.

They walk away, everyone too focused on the fight to notice the movement.

Jason: Do you know how often I get called a disgrace to humanity? A "dirty demon?" I'm not human and you're not either!

Dottie: Werewolves are a race! We're part human so we still count!

Jason: So different human races now have to all be part animal?

Dottie: Only a few like werewolves and meif'wa!

Jason: But I can't be called more than a disgrace to God and a satan supporter?

Dottie: What!?

Jason: I have horns and a tail. You have ears and a tail. Would you rather me call you a half-breed? Maybe a degenerate?

Kim: Guys—

Dottie: I'll have you know those words are extremely politically incorrect and I should be very offended by them.

Kim: Guys

Jason: Oh, boohoo. There are worse things than being called a furfag. Try being called a disgrace to all that is not unholy, an edgy autistic child, a—

Kim: GUYS! Break it up, will you!?

Jason: Since when have I EVER listened to you?

Kim: My opinion still counts. You need to calm the frick down.

Blaze: Yeah, you guys got pretty heated.

Dottie: I-I just wanted to defend the werewolf race—

Jason: Species*—

Dottie: We're not getting into that again. It's about time we got onto the dare.

Pandora: Next dare. And— oh.

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