theishfudge87 YAASSS *ahem* moving on
Jason: You know, I just remembered something.
Pandora: What's that?
Jason: Although there are many people here who have encouraged me to jump off a massive microwave, many of these individuals have had no association with my pain.
Pandora: Get to the point.
Jason: My point is, I still have some people to... *COUGH* get schwifty with.
Pandora: Oh no—
Jason struts up to Dottie. He smirks and grabs her hands.
Jason: Señora, eres muy guapa y morado. ¿Te gusta bailar?
Dottie: Huh?
Jason: Madame, vous êtes très jolie et violette. Tu aimes danser?
Dottie: Bro, English. Please.
Jason: You are very beautiful and purple, madam. Do you like to dance?
Dottie: No, I don't like dancing.
Jason: Thank god, I felt like Zane with that nice guy shit. You seem spicy enough and you're a werewolf so that's always a plus.
Dottie: Excuse me?
Jason: Oh, my bad. People view werewolves as a race.
Dottie: Maybe because we are one.
Katelyn: *Whispers to Travis* I guarantee you a fight's gonna start.
Travis: Wanna sneak out?
Katelyn: You know me too well.
They walk away, everyone too focused on the fight to notice the movement.
Jason: Do you know how often I get called a disgrace to humanity? A "dirty demon?" I'm not human and you're not either!
Dottie: Werewolves are a race! We're part human so we still count!
Jason: So different human races now have to all be part animal?
Dottie: Only a few like werewolves and meif'wa!
Jason: But I can't be called more than a disgrace to God and a satan supporter?
Dottie: What!?
Jason: I have horns and a tail. You have ears and a tail. Would you rather me call you a half-breed? Maybe a degenerate?
Kim: Guys—
Dottie: I'll have you know those words are extremely politically incorrect and I should be very offended by them.
Kim: Guys—
Jason: Oh, boohoo. There are worse things than being called a furfag. Try being called a disgrace to all that is not unholy, an edgy autistic child, a—
Kim: GUYS! Break it up, will you!?
Jason: Since when have I EVER listened to you?
Kim: My opinion still counts. You need to calm the frick down.
Blaze: Yeah, you guys got pretty heated.
Dottie: I-I just wanted to defend the werewolf race—
Jason: Species*—
Dottie: We're not getting into that again. It's about time we got onto the dare.
Pandora: Next dare. And— oh.
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Mystreet Truth or Dare
FanficAnother Aphmau Mystreet Truth or Dare book! I will be your narrator today by the name of Pandora. In this playful book, the readers will get to interact with the chapters by posting truths or dares for any character they please. The character will t...