Truth for Anyone

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EmbreTheWorld

Pandora: What an interesting, unique truth!

Jason: Indeed it is! I wonder what the chapter will be called...

Pandora: Maybe "Truth for Anyone?"

Jason: Wow, Pandora, what a marvelously fantastic idea!

Pandora: You know, Jason, you've gotten a whole lot nicer as of recently!

And then Pandora woke up.

Jason: Hey, Mr. Edgelord Supreme. I've been itching to penetrate a bad boy in more places than just his heart if you know what I'm saying.

Gene: You can shove that flirty crap right back up your ass where it belongs. I'm not into that shit, got it?

Jason: Aww, I know you have a weak spot somewhere. Maybe it's here?

Jason strokes Gene's shoulder.

Gene: Touch me again and I'll pound you into the wall.

Jason: He says he'll pound me. That's a good sign. What about here?

Jason gently grasps Gene's neck and leans in to kiss it.

Gene: Oh, that's it.

Gene slams his fist into Jason's stomach, making him stumble back. Immediately, Jason's goofy, flirtatious expression changes to anger.

Jason: Oh, that's how you want to play it, huh? Why don't I try grabbing your neck a little harder next time?

Jason speed-walks towards Gene. Just as they're about to get in a full-on fight, Pandora steps between them.

Jason: DAMMIT PANDORA

Pandora: We aren't reverting to the olden days of edge bitch

Jason: But I need an arc, not a 180 :(((

Pandora: Bish you've had no arc, and this one probably won't be smooth either. If Jess can't make smooth arcs, how can you?

Jason: :(((((

Pandora: Just shut up. We got a truth for anyone, here. Besides Vylad, Garroth, and Aphmau, does anyone know that Zane has asthma?

Kawaii~Chan and Gene raise their hands.

Zane: Did you really have to announce to everyone in Mystreet I have asthma?

Pandora: Yep!

Zane: Well goddamn. Okay then, yes, I know Kawaii~Chan knows, but I didn't know... Gene knew.

Kawaii~Chan: I keep an extra inhaler with me at all times... just in case Zane's forgetful.

Zane sighs in tempered embarrassment.

Kawaii~Chan: Oh, come on. You appreciate it.

Jason: Well, what about you, Mr. Edgelord Supreme? How do you know if Zane never told you? Did someone else?

Gene: No, actually, I just saw him with his inhaler. He was a pretty fast runner in high school believe it or not, so when my gang ran from him, he'd always almost catch us. After a solid minute of sprinting, though, I'd always see him slow to a stop, sit down, and take out an inhaler. Eventually we started running slower because I kind of felt bad...

Jason gasps.

Jason: Mr. Edgelord Supreme has feelings!?

Gene's face turns pink when he realizes what he said.

Gene: I just didn't want to kill him, th-that's all! And please stop calling me that.

A smile grows on Jason's face.

Jason: I think someone cared a little more about the neckbeard than he lets on!

Gene: Just shut up!

Zane's face is red as he thinks about his crush back in high school. Jason's giggling and teasing Gene who has decided to stop speaking.

Pandora: Well... anyone else?

The room is silent.

Pandora: Okay then! In that case, we're done. Anyone want to do the outro?

Kawaii~Chan: I will!

Pandora: Be my guest, weeaboo.

Kawaii~Chan sticks out her tongue at Pandora before walking to wherever people stand to do the outro.

Kawaii~Chan: If you vote and comment, I'll give you a cookie! I made them this morning *she giggles* thank you~! Oh, and as always,














Nana: Fine. Here's your cookie bitch 🍪

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