Pandora: What an interesting, unique truth!
Jason: Indeed it is! I wonder what the chapter will be called...
Pandora: Maybe "Truth for Anyone?"
Jason: Wow, Pandora, what a marvelously fantastic idea!
Pandora: You know, Jason, you've gotten a whole lot nicer as of recently!
And then Pandora woke up.
Jason: Hey, Mr. Edgelord Supreme. I've been itching to penetrate a bad boy in more places than just his heart if you know what I'm saying.
Gene: You can shove that flirty crap right back up your ass where it belongs. I'm not into that shit, got it?
Jason: Aww, I know you have a weak spot somewhere. Maybe it's here?
Jason strokes Gene's shoulder.
Gene: Touch me again and I'll pound you into the wall.
Jason: He says he'll pound me. That's a good sign. What about here?
Jason gently grasps Gene's neck and leans in to kiss it.
Gene: Oh, that's it.
Gene slams his fist into Jason's stomach, making him stumble back. Immediately, Jason's goofy, flirtatious expression changes to anger.
Jason: Oh, that's how you want to play it, huh? Why don't I try grabbing your neck a little harder next time?
Jason speed-walks towards Gene. Just as they're about to get in a full-on fight, Pandora steps between them.
Jason: DAMMIT PANDORA
Pandora: We aren't reverting to the olden days of edge bitch
Jason: But I need an arc, not a 180 :(((
Pandora: Bish you've had no arc, and this one probably won't be smooth either. If Jess can't make smooth arcs, how can you?
Jason: :(((((
Pandora: Just shut up. We got a truth for anyone, here. Besides Vylad, Garroth, and Aphmau, does anyone know that Zane has asthma?
Kawaii~Chan and Gene raise their hands.
Zane: Did you really have to announce to everyone in Mystreet I have asthma?
Pandora: Yep!
Zane: Well goddamn. Okay then, yes, I know Kawaii~Chan knows, but I didn't know... Gene knew.
Kawaii~Chan: I keep an extra inhaler with me at all times... just in case Zane's forgetful.
Zane sighs in tempered embarrassment.
Kawaii~Chan: Oh, come on. You appreciate it.
Jason: Well, what about you, Mr. Edgelord Supreme? How do you know if Zane never told you? Did someone else?
Gene: No, actually, I just saw him with his inhaler. He was a pretty fast runner in high school believe it or not, so when my gang ran from him, he'd always almost catch us. After a solid minute of sprinting, though, I'd always see him slow to a stop, sit down, and take out an inhaler. Eventually we started running slower because I kind of felt bad...
Jason gasps.
Jason: Mr. Edgelord Supreme has feelings!?
Gene's face turns pink when he realizes what he said.
Gene: I just didn't want to kill him, th-that's all! And please stop calling me that.
A smile grows on Jason's face.
Jason: I think someone cared a little more about the neckbeard than he lets on!
Gene: Just shut up!
Zane's face is red as he thinks about his crush back in high school. Jason's giggling and teasing Gene who has decided to stop speaking.
Pandora: Well... anyone else?
The room is silent.
Pandora: Okay then! In that case, we're done. Anyone want to do the outro?
Kawaii~Chan: I will!
Pandora: Be my guest, weeaboo.
Kawaii~Chan sticks out her tongue at Pandora before walking to wherever people stand to do the outro.
Kawaii~Chan: If you vote and comment, I'll give you a cookie! I made them this morning *she giggles* thank you~! Oh, and as always,
Nana: Fine. Here's your cookie bitch 🍪
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Mystreet Truth or Dare
FanficAnother Aphmau Mystreet Truth or Dare book! I will be your narrator today by the name of Pandora. In this playful book, the readers will get to interact with the chapters by posting truths or dares for any character they please. The character will t...