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Kayleighs POV

"All I'm saying is what's the point in drinking tea if you ain't gonna suck the tea bag. That holds all the good shit!" I exasperated while holding the teabag up in the air and glaring at Scott.

"Who the fuck sucks the teabag? That's all you do with that mouth any way, suck!" He snapped. I placed a hand in my chest and mocked hurt.

"I'm my defence, I haven't sucked a dick in thirty-eight hours, fifty two minutes and seven seconds" I defended sarcastically. He squinted his eyes and looked at me challengingly.

"Oh yeah, who's dick did you suck last?"

"Your daddy's, guess your mama ain't good enough. Did you not hear his moans?" I smirked evilly. His left eye twitched and he balled his fists.

Ahhh, I love this.....until his jammy doughnut came flying at my head.

"Thea! Get your cock loving friend under control!" I yelled while wiping jam off my eye. Thea walked in with a bored expression. But Nash was right behind her.

Hmmm, wonder what they were up to.

Thea looked at us with a raised brow until she spotted the squashed jammy doughnut on the floor. She widened her eyes and gasped.

"Who the fuck wasted my jammy doughnut!" She yelled, anger clear in her voice. Scott seemed frightened since he knows what shes like when someone touches her doughnuts, as do I, but when she tried to be angry while yelling something like 'jammy doughnuts', I ended up laughing.

"Kayleigh, I'm going to fucking kill you" Thea growled. I raised my hands in surrender.

"It wasn't me, your friend her threw it at me" I said before quickly escaping out of the kitchen and into the living room, not wanting to see Scotts dick on a plate.

Well......

In the living room sat the rest of the boys. I saw Jack G on the small couch in the far corner, staring off into space, clearly deep in thought.

I argued with myself for a moment before finding the balls to shuffle over to him awkwardly.

Why the fuck do I feel so nervous? Snap the fuck out of it!

"Hey" I grinned while plopping down beside him. He snapped out of his trance and turned to look at me skeptically.

"What do you want?" He asked with a sigh. I raised a brow, slightly hurt by the assumption but I can't blame him. I have t willingly spoken to him alone unless I needed a favour, and even at that it would include more of the guys.

"Is it so hard to believe that I want to sit down beside my ex and talk?" I asked theoretically. He gave me a dumb look.

"Kayleigh, I don't think we've even looked at each other without glaring, we aren't in the best of terms" He deadpanned.

"That's not true" I said helplessly. He laughed humorlessly.

"Kayleigh, you made me fall in love with you and let me think you fell for me too, then you broke my heart like it was nothing and went off to marry a fucking psychotic murder, completely forgetting about me" He snapped. I looked into his eyes and my heart shattered to a million pieces.

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