Fun Times with Nya & Katie

Fudge On Cheese Sticks and Slender Man

((MIND YOU WE WERE SO STUPID AT THIS POINT IN TOME WE WERE LIKE 11 OKAY))

I posted a picture on instagram and it was a texting thing and it said

Person #1: You're so stupid!

Person #2: Gurl please im fabulous

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Like that and this is the conversation that happened below in the comments section:

K: All the single ladies, all the single ladies...

N: No Kathy! No!

K: DON'T. CALL. ME. KATHY.

N: But I just did.

K: I will beat you with a PINK TOASTER!

Caleb (my boyfriend): Ok Katherine calm down.

K: RAGHAM FLAGHAM. KATHERINE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE, EITHER.

N: A pink toaster?! get with it Kathy.

N: You wanna bet?... Kathy....

K: FUDGE ON A CHEESE STICK MADE OF POOP BISCUITS IN THE MORNING. NO. I WOULD RATHER BE CALLED METHUSALA HONEYSUCKLE.

N: Fudge on a cheese stick? I don't even know how to pronounce methusala.

K: MEH-THOO-SUH-LUH.

N: Well alrighty then. I'm still calling you Kathy though!:)

K: I will slit your throat.

N: Oh really? Do I really need to get my main man in dis?

Okay hold on... I need a few minutes to take a break...

*4 Fucking Hours Later*

Okay im back ill continueee

K: Nuh-Uh, Slendy won't put up with you anymore. The dark side may have cookies, but he doesn't have a mouth, so... He's joined the light side.

N: me slendy and all the NBA players of all the teams are a team so we dominate.

K: My gatekeepers are gonna use their sorcery on you. Gonna throw some basketballs at your NBA players and KNOCK THEIR HEADS OFF. WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

K: Then I'm gonna sneak attack you. Remember? I have the closet elevator, and I can climb up the walls like Mario.

N: MARIO MUSIC!!!!!! And no Kathy, sweetheart, darling, here's the thing, my NBA players, slendy, and me are kinda boss so you gatekeepers might as well go home, go cry in the corner and die ok?

K: WELL GUESS WHAT? I GOT SHADOWHUNTERS, TOO, AND THEY SLAY DEMONS. SLENDY'S A DEMON. AND DANG, I GOT SOCCER PLAYERS. They're going to kick your NBA players, heads off ;)

N: WELL YA KNOW WHAT? SOCCER SUCKS AND SO DO YOUR SOCCER PLAYERS! SLENDY ISN'T A DEMON HE IS THE MOST AMAZINGLY AWESOME PERSON EVER! THAT BEATS YOU! IMMA CALL HIM AND TELL HIM TO PICK A NICE HIGH TREE AND TIE UP THE ROPES CAUSE IN THE END, THAT'S WHERE YOU'LL BE!

K: *LE GASP* I WILL KILL YOU WITH A SPOON AFTER SLOWLY GOUGING YOUR EYES OUT WITH IT IF YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN. AND THEN I WILL FART ON YOUR GRAVE. YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY? DANCE SUCKS!!!!! SUCK ON THAT.

N: WELL IM GOOD AT DANCING! YOU SUCK AT SOCCER YOU SHOULD JUST STOP! HOW WILL YOU KILL ME WITH A SPOON ANYWAY AND WHY WOULD YOU GOUGE MY EYES OUT? CAUSE YOUR JEALOUS? CAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE ME? WELL I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER AN MAYBE ILL SEND SLENDY TO KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY TONIGHT!

K: You did NOT just go there. I WILL OPENLY ADMIT, I SUCK AT EVERYTHING EXCEPT SOCCER. AND I WILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT BECAUSE YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE OF INSULTING. THE RESULT OF GOUGING YOUR EYES OUT WILL BE MAJOR BLOOD LOSS, WHICH WILL KILL YOU. AND THAT IS EVEN WORSE THAN BEING KILLED BY SLENDY WHO, BY THE WAY, COULD BE EASILY KILLED BY ALL OF THE SHARP FARMING TOOLS.

N: Oh I did go there! AND SLENDY WOULD NOT GET KILLED BY SHARP FARMING TOOLS AND FYI, SLENDY COULD KILL YOU NOW IF HE WANTED TO! ONLY ME AND SLENDY DECIDE WHO WE KILL AND WHO WE KEEP. THE NBA PLAYERS DONT GET TO DECIDE CAUSE THEY HAVE PRACTICE MOST THE TIME BUT STILL! YOU, ARE NUMBER 2,987 ON OUT KILL LIST. WE ARE AT NUMBER 2,976 SO YOU BETTER BE READY CAUSE YOU'RE COMING REAL SOON.

K: OH I AM READY. TO CHOP HIS NON-EXISTENT BALLS OFF! TELL SLENDY HE'S TOO FEMININE FOR THIS.

N: FEMININE? REALLY? SLENDER MAN IS WAYYYYYYYYYYYY MORE MANLY THAN YOU. HE ACTUALLY PUTS DOWN THE TOILET SEAT AFTER HE'S DONE GOING TO THE BATHROOM! I ONLY KNOW BECAUSE WHEN HE CAME OVER SO WE COULD DISCUSS WHO WE WHERE GONNA KILL, HE HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM QUICK AND GUESS WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!? HE WASHED HIS HANDS! UNLIKE YOU YOU LITTLE GERMY GIRL!!!!!!

K: YOU CAN ASK MY FAMILY, I WASH MY HANDS. I TAKE A REALLY LONG TIME WITH IT, TOO. IT ACTUALLY MAKES PEOPLE MAD. AND DUH HE'S MORE MANLY THAN ME. AND I CAN'T PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN IF I NEVER PUT IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE. AND SERIOUSLY? YOU HAVE MEETINGS ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE? I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE THAT KIND OF PERSON, NYA.

N: YEA I DO ME AND SLENDY HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS ON THINGS SOMETIMES (and surprisingly he never threatens to kill me) AND WE DECIDE FROM THERE.

K: I AM SO DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. THAT'S SICK MAN, SICK. YOU'VE GOT SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS. I THINK SLENDY IS GETTING TO YOUR HEAD. YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY YOU DO TO SLENDY? KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

And that's where it ended. I dont remember why it stopped... Anyway, the gatekeepers and NBA players come in in the first story. But yea... I dont know amn we are pretty fucked up people.

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-Nya :D xx