「 accident • zoro x sanji 」

who are you?

the morning sky rose as Sanji shifted, feeling like his head got stabbed by the devil. he looked around being completely unfamiliar of the room. unlike other people, he didn't panic. why would he? he's inherited strong power from his father anyway.

he sat up walking towards the door, turning the nob and heading down stairs.

The Penthouse floor, huh? rich guy i bumped to last night.

"hello?" he called, looking around the room.

"oh, you're awake" he heard. seeing the man with black hair and a scar under his eye said, smiling widely.

isn't he the boyfriend of the Zoro guy?

"uh, hey- agh" he grunted, massaging his temple.

"hungover?"

Sanji hummed in response, sitting down on the sofa.

"here" Luffy said, handing him a bottle of water and some advil.

"so where's Zoro?" he asked

"oh uh, he went to the.. to the.. what do you call that again? the one where they sell food?"

"a restaurant?"

"no, it starts with letter g"

"the grocery?"

"oh yeah, that. humans are so weird" he laughed.

"what?"

"uhhh" Luffy gulped, sweat dripping off his forehead.

"it's a movie reference" said the green haired man, walking inside with 5 bags and a car key in his mouth.

"oh" Sanji chuckled. "need help with that?"

"nah, it's fine"

"how do you talk with that thing in your mouth?"

"it's his specialty" Luffy grinned.

"huh?"

"he's a swordsman, he uses three swords"

"three swords style" Zoro groaned

"yeah, yeah. same thing"

three swords? i feel like i heard that technique somewhere

"so, where are you guys from?" the blonde asked, trying to build up a sturdy conversation.

"Hell" they say in unison, both looking at at other with wide eyes.

"i-it's an inside joke" Zoro saved, smiling nervously

"y-yeah" Luffy grinned

they're acting pretty strange

"well i have to get going, i bet Law is already waiting"

"oooh! can i come with?" the black haired boy jumped

"no, Luffy. we have to talk to dad."

dad? so they aren't in a relationship then? or is that what Luffy calls Zoro's dad, too?

"i don't want to talk to Dracule" he whimpered.

D-Dracule?!

"we have to talk to him somehow. whatever, i'll head to the bathroom. when i come back we'll phone him and you have no choice" Zoro glared, walking away.

"s-so are you guys brothers?" Sanji asked.

"step brothers. my dad married his dad"

"i see." he hummed.