「 accident • zoro x sanji 」

lying

"Zoro wake uuupp" Luffy cried, jumping on top of his brother's chest.

"that fucking hurts you know"

"like i believe that"

"now what do you want?"

"can we have a short break? let's go back home"

"i really really want to. but you know we can't. not yet"

the younger boy sighed, slumping down and sitting beside Zoro.

"you think Sanji's an angel?"

"he sure is" he smiled to himself

"no like actually an actual angel, you moron. sent by Aokiji"

"oh. well yeah... and so is Law" he teased.

"i know!" he growled, a pointy red tail showing.

"calm your rubber, Luffy"

"whatever. we still have to confront them, you know. it's been 3 years"

"you idiot, it's been 3 hours"

"you're no fun"

"who cares"

"Sanji does"

"wh-wha—" he cleared his throat before continuing, "so?"

"so? thats it? thats all you'll say?"

"yeah" he replied, sounding almost like a question

"no 'really? okay, i'll change then!!'?"

"don't mock me you bastard"

Luffy let out a short laugh before heading to the door.

"well, i'll order breakfast"

"alright" Zoro sighed.

he lied back down on his bed when his phone started ringing.

"are you fucking kidding me?!" he growled. he snatched the object and answered the call right away.

"what?" he said in a deep, angry, raspy voice.

"we-we need to talk."

it's Sanji.

"about what?"

"you.. you have to be honest with me."

"sure, sure"

"are you sent from the underworld?"

"what do you mean?"

"y-your tattoo. it's a symbol of demons from hell."

"i-it is?"

"you don't know?"

"no, of course I don't. I got the tat when I was drunk in high school."

"what's h- oh yeah, high school. b-but are you sure you aren't from hell?"

"what's this world you live in? huh, pervert cook?" he teased.

"shut up, moss head."

Zoro let out a small chuckle and then clearing his throat.

"so is that all?"

"y-yeah. sorry to bother."

"it's totally fine"

"right, right. well I have to go, marimo." he said before hanging up.

"that was close" Luffy laughed.

"how much did you hear?"

"all of it"

"thank the devil" he happily exhaled

"youre glad that you dont have to tell me the story huh?" he pouted

"you are smarter than I thought, brother."

"oh shush" the boy snickered.