「 accident • zoro x sanji 」

confession

"YOU WHAT?!"

"i had to, alright! it's not like i had a choice!"

"whatever. as long as no one saw you, we're good. now, that pathetic angel of yours. follow my instructions."

Zoro did what he was told, while Luffy was there to assist him.

soon enough, they got Sanji to wake up and Perona stayed quiet as the boy with the strawhat flips the phone.

"Z-Zoro?" he asked, voice groggy and raspy.

"hey" the devil smiled.

"what happened? why am i here?"

"we kinda got into a car crash. but don't worry! i will replace both our cars, okay?"

he rose up quickly and started panicking.

"I got on a car crash?!"

"y-yes-"

"AND I BECAME UNCONSCIOUS?! HOW?!"

"Sanji calm dow-"

"I NEED TO FUCKING GO"

and with that, he ran away.

Zoro lets out a long sigh.

"he's probably shocked from the fact that an immortal like him got unconscious from a stupid car crash. and he's an angel for fuck's sake!" Perona explained.

"could there be a possible explanation for that, P?"

"no. if theres was, the only reason would be that he's a mortal, which can't be because his biological father is the Judge Vinsmoke."

it was silent for a while after that.

"unless.."

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"I DESERVE AN EXPLANATION LAW"

"you won't be getting it from me, Sanji-ya."

"WHY?! BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED IT WILL HURT MY FEELINGS?!"

"no."

"IS IT BECAUSE I'M ON EARTH? IS IT BECAUSE I—"

"SANJI. I AM NOT ALLOWED TO TELL YOU. IT'S THE GODS'S ORDERS." he said sternly, slamming his hands down the table before walking out.

he went to his room and locked the door, dialing a number.

"Kizaru-san, we have a problem."

"what must be so bad that you have come to call me, Law."

"Sanji got into a car crash and became unconscious. if he was mortal he would've died."

"but he's not mortal." he says, almost sounding confused.

"yes, i know. but now he's questioning why he got hurt. why doesn't he know?"

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Sanji paced around the room, moving in circles.

Zoro must be wondering why i got off like that, ugh.

do i..

need to tell him about it?
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