Ishizuka the mouse

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Aizawa- Dadzawa
Present Mic- Mommada
Nezu- Nezu
All Might- All Might
Ms. Joke- Joker
Midnight- Hello kinky
13- Apollo 13
Snipe- Meme machine
Recovery Girl- Granny
Ectoplasm- Ecto
Power Loader- Backhoe
Vlad King- Vlad King
Tensei Iida- Elbow deep
Hitoshi- zonked
Grand Torino- Grandpa
Best Jeanist- Nice_Legs_Daisy_Dukes

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Nezu: Who left a mouse in the teacher's lounge?

Hello kinky: I did

Ecto: Of course it was Midnight.....

Hello kinky: Screw you

Granny: My question is WHY did you leave a mouse in the teachers lounge?

Hello kinky: Okay so here's the thing

Hello kinky: So I have a snake, her name is Neptune btw, and tomorrow is her scheduled feeding. The mouse I WAS gonna feed her like kinda maybe sorta died......

Vlad king: I brought my dog over and he gave it a heart attack. A literal heart attack.

Hello kinky: Yeah...... I stopped by the pet store this morning for a new mouse but didn't have time to drop it off at home....

Hello kinky: Does the mouse like disturb you Nez?

Nezu: I am quite sure I am part mouse. Why would you betray me like this?

Hello kinky: Omg....

Nezu: It is even the same fur color as I am.

Hello kinky: I swear its not intentional. It was just the fattest one of the bunch. Neptune only eats the fat ones.

Nezu: I am stealing him.

Hello kinky: What?

Nezu: Ishizuka is my brother now.

Ecto: He named it.... omg

Hello kinky: Please sir that mouse was 20 bucks. I'm sorry but he is my snake's lunch. Its the circle of life sir.

Nezu: I do not care, Ms. Midnight. Ishizuka is coming home with me. I shall treat him like the king he is.

Hello kinky: Sir please do you know how expensive it is buy mice every week? Very expensive. Its also difficult because I have to make sure its a healthy mouse so my child won't get sick. As well as GMO shit. I feed Neptune quality organic shit.

Granny: This is honestly not helping your case dear

Ecto: He's leaving school grounds with Ishizuka

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