Denim vs Feline

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Aizawa- Dadzawa
Present Mic- Mommada
Nezu- Nezu
All Might- All Might
Ms. Joke- Joker
Midnight- Hello kinky
13- Apollo 13
Snipe- Meme machine
Recovery Girl- Granny
Ectoplasm- Ecto
Power Loader- Backhoe
Vlad King- Vlad King
Tensei Iida- Elbow deep
Hitoshi- zonked
Grand Torino- Grandpa
Best Jeanist- Nice_Legs_Daisy_Dukes

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Nice_Legs_Daisy_Dukes: Help

Dadzawa: No

Nezu: What is wrong Hakamata?

Nice_Legs_Daisy_Dukes: I raN OUT OF HAIR GEL!

Nezu: ......I dropped my cigarette off my balcony for this? Seriously? I hit someone on the head with it because of you! Crap!

Dadzawa: Can't you go buy more?

Mommada: I've been there dude. It hurts doesn't it?

Nice_Legs_Daisy_Dukes: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

Nice_Legs_Daisy_Dukes: I ALWAYS WAKE UP WITH BED HEAD AND COMBS DONT HELP ONLY HAIR GEL

Nice_Legs_Daisy_Dukes: THIS IS A CRISIS

Dadzawa: So I was watching the news earlier right?

Dadzawa: Well you see, they were doing a report on a triple homicide. A triple fuckign homicide.

Dadzawa: Three people died, Hakamata. Three people died. THREE people DIED. That is a crisis! THREE PEOPLE DYING IS A FUCKING CRISIS HAKAMATA

Nice_Legs_Daisy_Dukes: MY HAIR'S CONDITION IS A CRISIS DAMMIT

Dadzawa: OH MY GOD

Mommada: I care for my hair, too, Jeanie but c'mon man. Really its not an emergency.

Mommada: Come over and use some of mine dude.

Dadzawa: YOUR HAIR ISNT A FUCKING CRISIS JESUS FUCK

Meme machine: Eraser just stop. He's a drama queen. He won't listen.

Nice_Legs_Daisy_Dukes: MY HAIR AND FASION SENSE IS WHAT MAKES ME /ME/

Dadzawa: YOUR HAIR IS JUST A FUCKING PROTIEN GODDAMMIT

Dadzawa: ITS LITERALLY JUST KERATIN SPROUTING FROM YOUR FUCKING SCALP FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Dadzawa: ITS ANOTHER PART OF YOUR BODY THAT KEEPS YOU WARM AND SHIT

Mommada: If telling you to chill irl won't work I'll tell you here

Mommada: Babe fuckin chill

Nice_Legs_Daisy_Dukes: MY HAIR IS WHAT MAKES MY IMAGE

Dadzawa: HAIR ISNT YOUR LIFE YOU BLUE JEAN MOTHER FUCKER

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