Random mini storys

My first swear!

I was around 4 and my dad had some friends over. They where watching a console shown that had swear words in it.

Young me heard them laugh at a swear word and said in my head. (I forgot the main joke sorry)

 "Ima say that word and be cute X3" (God I was so innocent and pure back then)

I said the mf word...Or for better mothertrucker...

I got grounded for a day