Inanimate Objects x Reader

What did you do

Jesus Christ why did I do this

Side effects may include:

Vomiting

Extreme Cringe

Serious Brain Damage

Blindness

Internal Bleeding

Painful Headaches

Dehydration Due to Crying

And A Deep Desire To Chug Bleach

Requests are open

Just wanted to let you know that slots are open.

Please also note that these will be poorly written.

The things you're shipping yourself with aren't even human...

I'm going to write every one-shot in more or less 20 minuets. 

Enjoy I guess