when signs go to hell

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Aries: Haha fuck yes this is my home
Taurus: *hooks up with Satan*
Gemini: i thought this place would've been a lot more uglier but it's kind of pretty
Cancer: i like how the air conditioner still works rlly well
Leo: *goes up to satan* hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Virgo: it's boringgggg here ugh
Libra: nice panda shoes Satan
Scropio: *get sent to heaven because they burn down hell*
Sagittarius: woo pretty
Capricorn: i knew it. Hell is real. Nice
Picses: what the fuck why is no one else upset about the fact that they're sent to hell!?

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