Signs as cute nicknames

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Aries: Caption Dickweed

Taurus: Shit-For-Brains

Gemini: Donald Trump

Cancer: Queefs

Leo: Fartblossom

Virgo: ShitMittens

Libra: CockHole

Scorpio: Cum-Rag

Sagittarius: Buttplug breath

Capricorn: Ass Maggot

Aquarius: Ass Whisperer

Pisces: PigTits

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