Okay, so I was on Wattpad earlier when I see that I got a message from DragonLizzy about something(sorry lizzy ;-;). And then some how we got to this:
Me: EVERYTHING IS SAD NOTHING MAKES SENSE!
Lizzy: RUNN! Everything makes no sense! *sees its raining fish* ITS NOT EVEN RAIN!
Me: *looks up* *lizard falls on face* peels lizard off face* ITS RAINING FISH AND LIZARDS!
Lizzy: *looks up too* *pet lizard is flying* HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!
Me: *drops lizard* *looks across street to see how nieghbors are reacting* *jaw drops* G-GRAY?! BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST AN ANIME CHARACTER?! *Anime in love face*
Gray: I'm not. AND WTF IS WITH THE WEATHER?! FLYING LIZARDS AND RAINING FISH?! *Continues freezing fish using ice magic for dinner*
Lizzy:*pet lizard falls in cup of tea* MY TEA!!!;-; GRAY DON'T EAT THE FISH! TRUST ME! THEY CAME FROM CHINA OR SOMEPLACE ITS UNSAFE!
Natsu(another anime character): BUT I ALREADY COOKED IT USING MY FIRE MAGIC AND ATE IT!
Gray: HE COOKED ME ONE AND I ATE IT!
Me: I STOLE ONE THAY THEY COOKED AND ATE IT! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Natsu: YOU TOOK MY FISH?!
Me: maybe...
Natsu: I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT!
Gray: NATSU! Calm down! She's cute its fine!
Me: *Blushes* ya called me cute
Lizzy: XD LOVEBIRDS! Natsu you cooked the fish now you can eat it! YAY!
Gray and I: WE'RE NOT LOVEBIRDS! Huh? *blushes*
Natsu: YAY! I DIDN'T DESTROY ANYTHING!
Happy(Another anime character XD): You're in looove!
Gray and I: ARE NOT! Wait what? Stop copying me! STOP DOING THAT!
Lizzy: *singsong voice* YOU GUYS ARE IN LOVE! YOU GUYS ARE IN LOVE! XD I'm now going to paint my lizard in a tea cup
Gray: ARE NOT!
Me: *blushes* SO WHAT IF HE'S MY ANIME CRUSH?! Huh? Oh, oops. *covers mouth.* I forgot you guys are still here
Gray: W-WHAT?! *blushes
Natsu: Wait what?!
Happy: Aye?!
Me: NEVERMIND WHAT I SAID! THE CRAZY WOMAN IS PAINTING LIZARDS IN HOT CUPS OF TEA!
The three Anime ppl: WTF?!
Lizzy: I'M NOT CRAZY DARK DRAGON IS!
DD: WHAT DIDS YOU JUST CALL ME?!
Lizzy: HALP MY EVIL SIDE IS AFTER ME AGAIN!
DD: GET BACK HERE!
Gray and I: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CALLING US LOVEBIRDS!
Natsu and Happy: *sets up lawn chairs and grill*
Me and the three anime ppl: *sitss on lawn chairs with food*
Gray: *had sat down next to me bc it was PURPOSELY the last one left*
Gray and I: *blushes*
And then somehow Gray and I got put under a love spell and he was all like, "Hey Alanna, you single?" and I'm just like "no and you aren't anymore either" and then I lean in and kiss him and we end up hooking up the spell was never lifted and I accedentally burn Gray when I get pissed at Natsu and yeah. XD ily Lizzy!
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MAI LIFE IS RANDOM!
RandomJust a few rants, couple of complaints, and some funny stuff and conversations of randomness in mah life.
