Ladies and gentlemen.. Here are characters that you will find in almost every, single, book.
Without further ado.....
Blonde Cheerleader/Bimbo's: These girls have fake tans, fake boobs, fake hair, fake everything combined with a snobby attitude and a seemingly uncontrollable Vag. Did it ever occur to you that not every blonde is like this? No you were too busy writing the trash you call a book. Imagine you are a blonde, you moved to a new school and your tan and everything else about you is real. Out of the blue an ignorant, sexist, beast and silly excuse of a man starts lip locking you and feeling you up because they read the National Wattpadgraphic on how to spot the Bleach Blonde specimen aka Harlot.
What would you do? Comment below! (And read: not all blondes do backflips)
So see? Blonde girls everywhere are now looked upon as an object to satisfy desire because of one stupid mistake found in a book written by an author.
Nerd: This girl or boy but mostly girl (for some sexist reason unknown to man) Wears glasses, have brown hair and watches: Star wars, Star trek, Sherlock, Elementary etc. They are often mistreated by the blondes and have straight A's which make them an easy target for the “Blonde’s” because they are not pretty. Let’s take a moment to realize that the so called “nerd” gets a good job while the supposed hot harlot of high school or whatever gets a good job at a street corner.
Jock: This person is portrayed as the blonde, stupid idiot who is only good for chasing a ball around the field and being the unfortunate boyfriend to the Tramp. Ok when did partaking in sports such as football or soccer become bad for people? Being tall I like every single sport and gym is probably my favourite subject but that does not mean I have abs and muscles and look like I’m on steroids. I’m a girl for starters and I am quite fat one too. Yet these are the traits that are often used to describe jocks. A pity right?
Bad Boy: Argghhh! Thinking of how they describe these people annoys me and instantly makes me want to cringe. It’s painful, It really is. The trademark tousled hair, the dull colours for clothes, the green eyes and then his choice of accessories is just terrible! The cigarette lighter, or chain belt or leather jacket and piercings PISS ME OFF! The rest of things I’d say have all been said in the previous chapter.
GoodBye
ChittyB
