Fan fiction!!!!

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 I need to do a quickie…… on Fan fiction.

I love all you writers I swear I do but seriously? You will all be the death of me. Fan fiction is a cool idea for people who don’t want to think up stories and names, practically it’s for people who are lazy!

My brothers and sisters! I welcome you but really? When it is horny that is sooo wrong. I’m pretty sure if I was Niall Horan I wouldn’t want to know that I have a baby in a wattpad book or went to America when really I’ve lived in Britain for half my life I would feel bad.

You know what’s worse than straight people fanfic? Yep you guessed it Gay/Lesbo fanfic? I wish I could rewind and not read certain books that I have read shudder. People if you really want lifelong characters at least meet realistically.

 Do you know how stupid you sound and look when your characters meet like this? Harry looked to the far left corner of the stadium at coordinates 53, 54. His eyes connect with mine and instantly a fire in my soul is lit. Not wanting to waste any time harry crowd surfs to meet me, he then takes my hand and leads me to the front of the stage.

This does not work for these reasons?

Harry cannot crowd surf without being ripped to shreds by hormonal tweens.

Out of all the people in looks to the far left corner of the stadium which is very far (might I add) and he makes eye contact with you?

You would have died by the time he got you to the front of the stadium. Why? The jealous hormonal girls would have killed you straight up!

So please! Please! Just because they say fiction does not mean that everything should be literally fiction!  Just stop and have a reality check before clicking “save and publish”

GoodBye

ChittyB

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