Nouns,
Pronouns,
Verbs,
Adverbs,
Conjunctions,
Exclamations,
Adjectives,
Prepositions: Get your notepads out because this is the idiots guide to Basic English hhahahahahah no. All of you need to start from the bottom and make your way to the top because the way you write, I’m starting to think that they don’t teach English Basics anymore because most of you don’t seem to seem to remember how to effing punctuate.
Straight up I read a book ad it’s like: Hana love me I swear and she knows she doos but she dos not want to dmit cuz she be a slut jajaja why I even bother out her I can find me a woman too.
Stop! What is this drunken writing?
It got so bad that I started crying… yep crying for your lack of knowledge. The stories may be nice but the writing puts me off.
Here is a helpful tip: you know if you’re using a computer write it on Microsoft word and copy and paste it to the website. That’s a life hack right there.
This author wrote in Italics! Did we not learn that italics are for: Thoughts, words that people needed to know, to emphasise on someone’s name etc.
So I don’t effing get why you should effing write in effing italics.
Righto Mates! Next stop capitol city to teach you all batshite idiots that you should not use caps lock UNLESS YOU ARE: warning someone/reader, making what you are writing eye catching, in front of someone’s name, when you write I and so on and so forth so I should not see crap like this: GHETTO GRRL U DRIVE ME CRZY BABY I WANT TO DO YOU RIGHT THEN AND THERE. Notice how incorrect all that was, and blush crimson because you know you do that.
GoodBye
ChittyB
