Really big cars with obnoxious drivers piss me off. They irk me, disgust me, vex me and mentally make me want to kill well, me.
Driving: These cars and their drivers make it seem like they own the road they just cut in front of you and trash like that and then the drivers roll down the window of their Tundra and look down on your Camry and they have their troll face on and that makes me want to shoot their big tires and listen to the satisfying pop that I hear coming from it then speed away laughing like a maniac….but I won’t get away because the police can’t leave me alone to justify my own actions.
Parking: When these big cars park I swear it’s like they take up two parking spaces and because they are just so fat that I cannot open my car door no I have to climb through the effing other side and all the other people at Wal-Mart think that I am crazy. Sorry bystanders but have you seen the car next to me.
Pulling out of the driveway: Oh my gosh these are the most annoying ones. When I watch them I’m like: sorry do you need an effing airport crew with their glow sticks and neon vests? Because you look like you need them.
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ChittyB
