My hero academia one shots (boyxboy)

Bakudeku (fluff)

(In case you haven't noticed, I'm a sad person who no one wants to even listen to, so I'll just... write whenever I feel like it. Please request I'm not good at coming up with ideas. I'm actually desperate, cause my ideas usually turn into absolute shit.)

I was a regular day in U.A, everyone was in class while All Might has been talking about I don't even know, what the fuck.

Some people were starting to get bored, like take Kaminari for example. He has a fucking pencil in his mouth, wondering what he's doing? Well, he's trying to see what the fucking led of the pencil tastes like. (But he's still 4th best boi.)

Kaminari finally bit into the pencil. (Heavens, I wonder what the led tastes like now actually.)

He spit it out straight away, (I can't find a pencil.) 

After he spat it out, he looked in front of him (I FOUND ONE, AND IT TASTES LIKE... I need to sharpen it, I can't bite into properly, anD I HAVE THE CHOCOLATE READY IN CASE IT'S HORRIBLE.) 

Once Kaminari looked in front of him, he saw Ojiro, his tail was out in the open so Kaminari started playing with it. (Sharping is done, now for tasting. Andddd it has absolutely no taste, but I'm gonna eat the chocolate anyway, okay, I'll stop now.) 

Ojiro flinched at the sudden contact, and he looked behind him and saw Kaminari playing with his tail, but he didn't care anyways. (I swear this is turning into a Kaminari x Ojiro story.)

The only ones who were playing close attention was Midoriya, Iida, and Yaoyorozu. (ALL THE CHOCOLATE IS GONEEEE.)

Bakugo, who was sitting in front of Midoriya, started to hear mumbling. He started to get annoyed, so he turned around to face Midoriya.

"Listen here Deku, if you don't shut your adorable little face up, I'll blow it up-"

Bakugo cut himself off with coughing, the word 'adorable' just slipped out, he didn't mean to. He turned back to face Midoriya who had a red blush covering his cheeks.

"LISTEN DEKU YOU DIDN'T HERE ME SAY ANYTHING, GOT THAT?"

After he yelled this, people started turning heads to see who was yelling, but of course they already knew who it was, Bakugo.

"Ka-Kacchan, we're still in class..."

"DO YOU THINK I CARE, JUST NEVER MENTION WHAT I SAID!"

"Bu-but you're mentioning it right now..."

"... Okay Deku, just shut up and pay attention."

After Bakugo said this, he turned his head back towards the front, Midoriya started to pay attention again, and soon it was lunch time.

After the bell went, Midoriya and his friends went out to the cafeteria, and sat on a table.

"Soooo... Deku, what exactly was it that Bakugo said..."

"Wh- Uraraka! It-it was nothing..."

"Hmmhm, sure it was nothing, so then, tell me Deku, why were you blushing?"

"Be-because it suddenly turned hot in the room, who knows, maybe Todoroki started using his quirk-"

"I wasn't."

"R-right, well maybe the weather suddenly got really hot-"

"It's raining, Midoriya."

"Well... the-then maybe-"

"DAMMIT DEKU JUST ADMIT THAT YOU LIKE BAKUGO ALREADY."

Everyone turned their heads to look at their table. Midoriya slithered down into his seat to try and save himself from embarrassment.

"I-I don't like Kacchan, Uraraka..."

"Hmhm, keep telling yourself that Deku,"

"I DON'TTTTT!"

Suddenly, Midoriya was pulled out of his seat by the last person he wanted to see right then, Bakugo.

"So, Deku. What's this thing about, 'liking me?"

"We-well, I don't like you, Uraraka was just assuming-"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE ME? EVERYONE LIKES ME!"

"I will have to disagree there Kacchan-"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

"Well, you are always angry, so that's definitely a big no-no, bu-but you're very good looking Kacchan! So that's definitely a big yay!"

Bakugo stopped in his tracks and looked at Midoriya with a shocked face. Midoriya was confused as to why Bakugo was staring at him like that, then he finally processed what he had said.

"UWA! KACCHAN! I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT! IT JUST SLIPPED OUT!"

Midoriya then saw what he thought was an angel (Devil) right in front of him.

Bakugo-fucking-Katsuki fucking giggled like a little school girl.

"You're a fucking idiot Deku, a fucking idiot." 

Bakugo ruffled his hair, then pulled away, then started walking away.

'What was that? Does Kacchan like me? Holy cow, he would never do that, is he on drugs? Has he been drinking? Was that really Kacchan?'

"Ka-Kacchan..." (What the fuck do I write after this?"

(A\N) (723 words) HoLy CoW iT's StIlL cLiChE. Is it weird that I actually made a best boy and best girl list from My Hero Academia? Like, Midoriya is first for the boys and Jirou is first for the girls. 

Please end me.