My hero academia one shots (boyxboy)

Kiribaku, also adding Tododeku (fluff)

(Heya, I've been busy reading, watching anime and basically nothing else. Cause I don't do my homework unless I really have to. And it's school holidays right now so, I've been really busy doing... stuff.)

"Okay guys, we have to at least make them look at each other..."

"But Kaminari, how? It's like they're not even breathing the same air anymore..."

"Keep your voice Ashido, they both might hear us..."

"Guys, when we're all huddled up like this, don't we look a little suspicious...?"

"It's for the sake of getting Kiribaku together, who cares if we look suspicious? We need them to at least look at each other for 2 seconds..."

"Why am I here...?"

"Shush, Todoroki, you have to be here..."

In case you haven't realized it, Ashido, Kaminari, Sero, and Todoroki are trying to get Kirishima and Bakugo back together.

Yes, BACK together. 

Kirishima and Bakugo were orig, nally a couple, but then while Bakugo and Kirishima were on a date, Kirishima took a tiny glance at a woman for around 2 seconds.

Bakugo saw it, so he accused Kirishima of cheating.

Stupid reason, right?  

Yeah, it is. Kirishima didn't even look at her with any interest.

Anyway, let's just say Bakugo had a little baby temper tantrum, and they never ended up going on the date they were planning. Anyways, back to where we were before!

"I still don't know why I have to be involved in this?"

"I said shush Todoroki, you're to be included in this."

"Couldn't you've gotten someone else? Like someone like Minet-"

"We do not speak of that name."

"Right, sorry Ashido... Maybe someone like Aoyama?"

"He wouldn't be as useful as you are Todoroki, we need someone who is powerful-""

"Get Yaoyorozu."

"-and gay."

"Wha-"

"You're literally dating Midoriya."

"So-"

"We need someone who is an expert at being gay."

"I don't think this is convenient-"

"You're an expert! We don't know the first thing about this stuff, and we need Bakugo and Kirishima back together, so we need you."

"And the power bit?"

"Flirting skills!"

"I'm not-"

"Yes you are!"

"But Midoriya-"

"We've already warned him of the situation and what you'll be doing, he's cool with it."

"I'm not even good at flirting-"

"We see you and Midoriya flirting with each other all the time."

"Ashido-"

"Just do it, go up to Kirishima and flirt with him! Make Bakugo jealous!"

"Bakugo already hates me enough as it is..."

"Go get 'em lover boy!"

"I give up..."

Todoroki started approaching Kirishima, he was already thinking about a pick-up line to use on Kirishima.

He finally thought of one.

"Hey, Kirishima, can I ask something quickly?"

"Hm? Sure!"

"Will you be my boyfrien?"

"Boyfrien? Did you mean boyfriend?"

"No."

"But where's the D? You need to add the D in."

"Don't worry, you'll be getting the D later."

"..."

"Pffft..."

"Shh, shhhush Ashido.. We- we shouldn't disturb- pff- I- oh my god Todoroki..."

"We need the 'boyfriend' to sweep in and claim Kirishima as his own now!"

"Oi! Half n half!"

"Here he is!"

"What are you doing?"

"What? Can I not ask someone out?"

"No! Not when it's this shitty haired bastard here!"

"Why not?"

"Be-because... he's already mine!"

"I don't see your name on him."

"I don't see yours either!"

"Hmmm. Well, from what I heard before, you and Kirishima broke up. So this shouldn't be your problem, so leave."

"A-ah, guys.. please don't fight..."

"Oh, Kirishima. Why don't we go somewhere?"

"I-"

"No, shitty hair, you're coming with me!"

"I-"

"Now now Bakugo. Why don't we let Kirishima choose who he wants."

"Tsk, you better choose me bastard."

"Of course I'm choosing Bakugo! I still like him!"

"Hah! There you go half n half bastard! I win!"

"Okay. Bye now."

"Huh? You're not gonna say anything back?"

"No, this was all part of the plan. Now goodbye."

"Huh..."

Todoroki made his way back to others, leaving Kirishima and Bakugo looking confused. But then started kissing. (Hehe.)

"To-Todoroki! What was with that pick-up line!"

"What do you mean?"

"That pick-up line you used was amazing!"

"What's so funny about it?"

"Hey, hey. Have you used that pick-up line on Midoriya?"

"No, not yet."

"You should! Go now!"

"Wait, no. My boyfriend is too pure for that line."

"You mean boyfrien?"

"I- what no."

"I bet you've given him the D plenty of times."

"Ah, you're right about that for once Ashido."

"I- wait what!?"

"I'm not joking."

"YOU'VE TOOK HIS INNOCENCE!"

"He wasn't even innocent to begin with..."

"What do you mean?"

"Who would've known he could be so... lewd.."

"AhhhhhhHHHH! I'VE HEARD ENOUGH! BYE TODOROKI! THANKS FOR YOUR HELP!"

"Meh."

(A/N) (687 words) Oof, I think I like this one. I'm glad it came out good.

Baiiii.