Instant Husband

Chapter 2

OKAY. I'm sorry if I haven't updated a bit. Was supposed to update last week but meh. OTL I'm so lazy *gets slapped* actually I had to do my project XD of course so much stress from school and worrying too much about the next event I'm going to *sulk* I'm leaving wattpad again for a very long time!!!!!! UGH *flip table* anyway, hope you guys enjoy this chapter OMG. as a compensation to XD I can also give fansigns pero wag muna ngayon. I TOO LAZY *slapped* ANYWAY, ENJOYYYY~

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Sa tambayan nila Christian (a.k.a SUPER SADIST)

Nakaupo sila kasama ng mga katropa niyang sina En (yung leader ng grupo nila na feeling F4 /shot) at Heero (si vice commander lol), na naninigarilyo na naman kaharap si Patrick, andun di si Michael (ang pinaka P.A. ng tropa XD), nakaupo sa likod ni En. It's like they are having a very serious conversation pero walang nangyayare =w=Everyone was silent just the noise of the cicadas can be heard.

"So, that's it." Patrick concluded.

"'So that's it' my ass! You haven't explained anything!" sumigaw si Heero, he was so angry that he stood up and even broke his cigarette "Bigla ka na lang pumasok dito at sinabing 'Hai…we'll be taking your Sadist captain to the hometown of weirdos' " talagang ginaya pa niya kung paano yung pagkakasabi ni Patrick sakanya, while without noticing he was coming closer to Patrick.

"There are things in this world that should just remain hidden, revealing it may be painful.. Like that mayonnaise, you don't know that they use vomit to make it sour. They use blender until the food thrown up will never be noticed. But the factory was too poor that they had to use that blender over and over again." Patrick explained. (Well, Heero just love mayonnaise >w< potek nasusuka ako sa sinabi ni Patrick OTL)

China, Anthony, Michael and En looked like they were about to throw up with what Patrick was saying.

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SERIOUSLY. Sino ba hindi masusuka dun >w>

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"SHUT UP! Alam ko yun! **Mayorin's vomit are clean and delicious! At hindi sila gumagamit ng blender! I saw it on the commercial! Meron pa silang mayo river!" (geez Heero, you're one weird guy)

"H-Heero..." En interrupted, "I thought you had given up on that fantasy. Nakapunta ka na nga dun sa facory diba?"

Heero pouted,"I know, I know. Cheee….."

"Heh * insert teasing smile here *….The Demon Vice Commander had such fantasies? Pft! Yay! Yay! Punta tayo ng mayo land! Let's meet Mayo there and play with the mayo people!"

"SHUT UP!" and he collared Patrick, "At least I'm not some sugar freak!"

"What the hell? At least sugar is edible! It stimulates your brain and gives you energy when you are weak!"

"Patrick, ikaw at yung mayo freak na yun... you guys really fit each other." China interrupted with an innocent looking face.

"SHUT THE HELL UP! I don't want to be the subject for those fujoshi's forbidden fantasies!" * looks at the camera * "Oi, you fan girls! Tigilan niyo na yang pasusulat o kaya pag drawing ng doujins and fanfics about the two of us! Just make hetero fanfics and doujins! Okay?!"