Eddsworld Background Character Shorts(HIATUS)

Meet and Greet

  Featuring:(Hellucard, Catherine)

A great day in the town,Diwi was just went pass Hellucard on the side of the road.He then greeted him with a smile.But,Hellucard didn't answer.Seeing it awkwardly weird,he then went to Hellucard to check on him.He noticed that he didn't move when any of the people pass after him;just standing on the roadside like a statue he is.Worry about him,Diwi gone searching for help.

Meanwhile,Edd and his friends just pass him.He then wave him hand as high as he can and say,"Hey,Edd!"Unfortunately,they didn't noticed him there so they didn't reply the call.Hellucard unraised his hand and keep stare at him until he's out of his sight.He huffs.Everyday always like this,what's missing?he thought.Everyday he didn't like this;just now he is.
Catherine just pass about after him greeted him,"Hey there,Hellucard!"He's not replying.She waves her hand to him for a minute."Hello?Earth to Hellucard-are you there?"He sadly reply,"No,not at all.I'm from Canada...By the way,what ARE you doing here so early,Cath?"She unraised her hand and say,"Well, morning routine I guess.Everybody thinks that I need to get fit for myself."Hellucard thinks that it's pretty weird since she's already thin enough.Catherine then added,"Hey,wanna follow me at the restaurant after this?We can share our thoughts and problems there!"Hellucard lift up his head.A bit of smile carved on his face,"Yeah,sure."

Catherine bought Hellucard to the restaurant.Both of them ordered some cold drinks and talk about Hellucard's problem with greeting his idol.Catherine then gives him some opinion,"How about this,if you're somehow stumbled upon him wave your hand and greet him like you usually do-"He quickly say,"Except if I get too near with him.Cath,I can't say hi to the near people-i'm very,...awkward with people when I come near them..."She lift one of her eyebrows and responded,"Then how on earth you can talk to me this near?"He quietly said,"This is different!I'm talking about Edd.I don't want to make him know me by near,..I just wanted his attention.."It became awkward for a while.

The quiet situation then suddenly interrupted by a loud screaming from behind them.Turns out that the main four were with them in that restaurant;and turns out that Matt is screaming because of how hot the coffee that he ordered was.Shockingly,Hellucard slowly get down from the chair and tries to get out,but Catherine managed to grab his sleeves.She then whispered to his ear,"This is your chance,now or never!"She then grabbed his collar shirt and bought him to Edd.She throws him a little further to Edd and encourages him from far by making a sign language.Confused and scared,Hellucard gives up and try the method.
He get closer to where Edd and his friends were and greet them by saying,"H-hey there!"Confused,Tom asked,"Hey?...Are you new waiter because one of my idiot friend just spilled his coffee drink all over his trousers."Matt then angrily said,"That coffee SPILLS itself at me first!""You grab the cup...on its MUG,not its handle!"The argument then stopped by Edd.He added,"I'm sorry about both of my friends; they're...not get along together.Hey,did I just met you somewhere?"Hellucard then quickly say,"Yes,we have!Neighbors from the front two nextdoor?The name's Hellucard!!"He quickly greets his hand to Edds'.Happily,Edd then shook his hand with Hellucards'.He feels so happy.Then,he quickly ran away to the nearest toilet.Confused,Edd asking his friends,"Did I do something wrong?".

In the toilet,Hellucard couldn't handle it but to shrieking out loud in there.He can't believe that he finally get Edd to notice him.He can't wait to tell Diwi and the others about this.Catherine in there then say,"See?I know you can do it.Just need to get used to the near-social conversation would do the trick.Do you want it to keep it going?"Hellucard then reply,"Nah,I think I just gonna do that rarely.Greeting him from afar is the best thing I could do for now."Both of them smiled and laughs.He can't believe that it's actually working.Maybe greet him from near wasn't that bad;just gonna keep trying for it.

Oh,their victory becomes reeeaaally awkward a moment later when a male person walks into the toilet and sees a man and a woman cheering out loud before slowly walk back and closes the door,with a weird expression on his face

~End~